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so it is a rare day off for me and where am i....what am i doing....arrgh i really need to do something exciting before i lose my mind


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as mokko says i need lots and lots of chocolate

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we know

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Originally posted by tommybear
so it is a rare day off for me and where am i....what am i doing....arrgh i really need to do something exciting before i lose my mind


tomπŸ™„
You should go to the job center and get laid by one of the birds in the office.

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
You should go to the job center and get laid by one of the birds in the office.
You too! Thought it was just me! Beats whatever we're supposed to be doing there anyday.

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Originally posted by mikelom
You too! Thought it was just me! Beats whatever we're supposed to be doing there anyday.
I only go to the job center for sex, it looks like you do the same in Liverpool.

Life is so nice

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
job center
So, you're really American.

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
I only go to the job center for sex, it looks like you do the same in Liverpool.

Life is so nice

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We have the coolest jobcentre in England. The biggest, grandest marble Victorian building in the North. You can see it whenever they show Liverpool from the air. Got two great fkn Liver birds on top of it. Well we have to serve ourselves well. There's 1.2 million of us use it everyday! An' it's close to the ferry so when you're in the queue to sign on and tell the girl to hurry up, 'cause you've got to get back to work, is she's slow and your new car you found last night that matched your four wheels you had spare has been clamped then you can jump the ferry back to work!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
So, you're really American.
Who dat

did you see me drinking cans of bud and a bottle of JD.

Was you there

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Originally posted by mikelom
We have the coolest jobcentre in England. The biggest, grandest marble Victorian building in the North. You can see it whenever they show Liverpool from the air. Got two great fkn Liver birds on top of it. Well we have to serve ourselves well. There's 1.2 million of us use it everyday! An' it's close to the ferry so when you're in the queue to sign on an ...[text shortened]... atched your four wheels you had spare has been clamped then you can jump the ferry back to work!
Hahaha πŸ˜€ sounds like you got it made, you got blare were you want him

I can just see him in the bait box on the banks of the river πŸ˜‰

Life is so grand for us bums πŸ˜€πŸ˜΅

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