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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Doubt that will be happening.
Why won't my arms grow longer? :'( I'm only 18, and my mommy says that I have another couple of years of puberty to go through yet. She said that I didn't have enough pubic hair yet to be finished puberty.

And before ye think that my mommy shouldn't be looking at my pubic hair, it was while she was giving me a bath. Sillies.

Beyonce (my ex) wanted to see my region down there once, but I told her not until after we were married. She started laughing then, but I know it was out of respect for me that she wanted to hide her embaressment at having impure thoughts.

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Cocorag: I have been looking for arms at ebay. Unfortunately it's harder to find arms than I thought. But I found this incredibly sweet item, "Arms Full Of Love": http://cgi.ebay.com/Arms-Full-Of-Love-LLADRO-New-in-Box_W0QQitemZ6219207637QQcategoryZ13819QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
I think that would be a great gift for that lovely woman.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Cocorag: I have been looking for arms at ebay. Unfortunately it's harder to find arms than I thought. But I found this incredibly sweet item, "Arms Full Of Love": http://cgi.ebay.com/Arms-Full-Of-Love-LLADRO-New-in-Box_W0QQitemZ6219207637QQcategoryZ13819QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
I think that would be a great gift for that lovely woman.
Or even this, which has BIG LONG ARMS - unlike you

😉

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FRIENDSHIP-BRONZE-LOVING-ARMS-BNIB_W0QQitemZ6219211368QQcategoryZ13833QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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Here are some long arms and legs: http://cgi.ebay.de/Berenguer-lange-Arme-u-Beine-f-Reborn-Reallife-Neu_W0QQitemZ5627557819QQcategoryZ25970QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem 🙂

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Here are some long arms and legs: http://cgi.ebay.de/Berenguer-lange-Arme-u-Beine-f-Reborn-Reallife-Neu_W0QQitemZ5627557819QQcategoryZ25970QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem 🙂

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OMG. They remind me of Beyonce. :'(:'(:'(

Why must you mock me Nordlys?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
OMG. They remind me of Beyonce. :'(:'(:'(

Why must you mock me Nordlys?

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Just trying to help. :'( I am so sorry I hurt your feelings. :'(:'(:'( Beyonce must have been beautiful if she had such arms and legs.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Just trying to help. :'( I am so sorry I hurt your feelings. :'(:'(:'( Beyonce must have been beautiful if she had such arms and legs.
Well now she must be armless and legless!

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Originally posted by adramforall
Well now she must be armless and legless!
True. But better to sell your limbs than to sell your body.

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Cocorag...whilst wallowing..i mean getting over your love you must take a leaf out of Xanthos' book and get a new girlfriend...granted he has had the privvy of taking them on a date first but between me and you none of them thought he was up to scratch so take your pick and have fun.

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/

PS..yes...fat angry mom is mrs xanthos so steer clear

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Originally posted by Nordlys
True. But better to sell your limbs than to sell your body.
Isn't that the same thing?

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Originally posted by Chakan
Isn't that the same thing?
No. The limbs are just extensions.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No. The limbs are just extensions.
like vacuum cleaner attachments?

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Originally posted by Chakan
like vacuum cleaner attachments?
Yes, something like that.

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Originally posted by wucky3
Cocorag...whilst wallowing..i mean getting over your love you must take a leaf out of Xanthos' book and get a new girlfriend...granted he has had the privvy of taking them on a date first but between me and you none of them thought he was up to scratch so take your pick and have fun.

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/

PS..yes...fat angry mom is mrs xanthos so steer clear
You're just mad because I made fun of your son or daughter or whatever.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
You're just mad because I made fun of your son or daughter or whatever.
I'm not mad I just think you're a dick