Sometimes I wish I was Coconumbnuts. Think about it, you live at home with your Mommy paying for everything (probably still tucks him in at night), you are secure in your belief that God (your adult security blanket) will take care of everything you need in this life and the next, your completely passive nature allows the worst abuse to roll off you like acid off a ducks back, your biggest problem in life is that your fugly underage girlfriend left you because you suck in the sack (she looks like a Llama and your deficient 'skillz' are nothing some studying porn can't fix).
A totally uninspiring, yet simple life. I could do with some simplicity (however, I would couple this with drug abuse and loose sex... sort of like Shav's life... could Shav be Coconuts real father?!?!... say it ain't so).
Originally posted by XanthosNZUnlikely, from what I understand they found, in addition to his usual pharmaceutical cocktail, traces of anti-freeze and lithium in his last urine sample.
But to donate you must have not taken any drugs in the past 24 hours or something, I saw it in a movie. Has there ever been a 24 hour period in which Shav hasn't been high on something?
Edit: Still, I feel there is compelling evidence that Shav fathered Cocomunt. Shav's total apathy and hedonistic behaviour is the inevitable conclusion to Cocodumbasses life as well. The slide from Mommy's boy moocher to drug hoarding, wine drinking, womanizing, toe-nail painting burden on society is a short trip.
Originally posted by RagnorakI wish I could rec your avatar before it gets ripped down (so there'd be a record of it post-moding)!!!! That's sick and wrong , and I love it !
Hey cool it guys,
things are bad enough in this world, what with my short arms, and the woe of getting dumped, without you two fighting.
C