I need money, urgently...

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
During the past forty nine days (December 1, 2015 to January 19, 2016) you have created twenty four [b](24) threads on Red Hot Pawn's General Forum, These threads have averaged only [b]19.7] posts with lows of [b]"1" and [b]"1" (your own original posts) and a high of fifty four [b](54).Why do you fixate on the personal pronouns [b]I and [b]me and [b]my ...[text shortened]... ou have so much to contribute to this forum about other informative and entertaining topics? ~GB

You should start a blog, Grampy Bobby.

Originally posted by yo its me
Change jobs, work in Lego and all your troubles will go away.

How much time dose your value cover?
This suitcase offer, if you take it and there's a ticking sound, cut the Blue. Always blue.

It depends. The Ninja Go line was expensive because of the
variety, unlike the new Pirates line; however, I feel that the
upcoming Star Wars series will bankrupt me... further I already sold
my home furniture and will start to prostitute myself soon if I can't get
my hands on some cash.

Please help me. I'll cut the blue, red or whatever wire you tell me.
I just need one more hit. Just one more.

P.S. As per your suggestion: tried it already. Actually, I have a
restraining order from the Lego HQ, because... er... I have no
idea.

Originally posted by Seitse
It depends. The Ninja Go line was expensive because of the
variety, unlike the new Pirates line; however, I feel that the
upcoming Star Wars series will bankrupt me... further I already sold
my home furniture and will start to prostitute myself soon if I can't get
my hands on some cash.

Please help me. I'll cut the blue, red or whatever wire you tel ...[text shortened]... . Actually, I have a
restraining order from the Lego HQ, because... er... I have no
idea.[/i]

It's OK, I'm here to help.
I say window display is your best option here. You get to sell your soul to a cooperation for minimum wage and construct all the Star Wars sets day after day. Once the new set comes out, you get to take it home.

Or, if the value covers a long time, then be my nanny and I will pay you that 5k every 6 months.

And if its a short time, take the Captains suitcase, but remember, blue.

Originally posted by yo its me
It's OK, I'm here to help.
I say window display is your best option here. You get to sell your soul to a cooperation for minimum wage and construct all the Star Wars sets day after day. Once the new set comes out, you get to take it home.

Or, if the value covers a long time, then be my nanny and I will pay you that 5k every 6 months.

And if its a short time, take the Captains suitcase, but remember, blue.

Are you suggesting me to work as a sales clerk and then steal
each set as it comes out? Brilliant?

Consider the nanny position taken. When do I start? Who do I
sit?

Originally posted by Seitse
Are you suggesting me to work as a sales clerk and then steal
each set as it comes out? Brilliant?

Consider the nanny position taken. When do I start? Who do I
sit?

It's not stealing its taking exdisplay models home. But they will likely be super glued into position.

There are 4 children. They need taxiing mostly, light house work duties and some cooking (generally 4 variations of the same meal, or completely different ones). You'll have to say 'no' firmly around 20 times a day (to general pushing boundaries stuff: sugar, late nights, over age films, that kind of thing) and lastly you'll have to fly to the UK.

Originally posted by yo its me
It's not stealing its taking exdisplay models home. But they will likely be super glued into position.

There are 4 children. They need taxiing mostly, light house work duties and some cooking (generally 4 variations of the same meal, or completely different ones). You'll have to say 'no' firmly around 20 times a day (to general pushing boundaries ...[text shortened]... sugar, late nights, over age films, that kind of thing) and lastly you'll have to fly to the UK.

O.k., noted.

Yes, definitely, I can do that. Do I get board? I need a place to crash
and I can cook for them various types of meals, very healthy ones or
outright coronary disease level, whichever you indicate. As for no, I
am very good at saying no. I also can play console games with them
and I wash as good as any Chinese.

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., noted.

Yes, definitely, I can do that. Do I get board? I need a place to crash
and I can cook for them various types of meals, very healthy ones or
outright coronary disease level, whichever you indicate. As for no, I
am very good at saying no. I also can play console games with them
and I wash as good as any Chinese.

Excellent, you're hired.

It is a live in position, but you'll be in the attic. It's roomy up there.

Originally posted by yo its me
Excellent, you're hired.

It is a live in position, but you'll be in the attic. It's roomy up there.

No worries. Attics are fine. Rats I catch in there are for me to eat, right?

Originally posted by Seitse
No worries. Attics are fine. Rats I catch in there are for me to eat, right?

Yes, you eat them. My 4, none of them enjoy ratatouille. All for you.

Originally posted by yo its me
Yes, you eat them. My 4, none of them enjoy ratatouille. All for you.

Super. Thanks. Can I get paid in advance? I'll PM you my account.

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k. I believe you.

Legos. That's right. I have a Lego collecting addiction. There you
go, I've said it. I feel dirty but I can't help it. My credit cards are
maxed out from purchasing those gorgeous building cubes, with
their shiny colors, perfect angles, oh... oh my... here we go again...
ooooohhhh!

Me and my girlfriend plan to recreate every position from the Kama Sutra tonight using only lego bricks.
The excitement is building.

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That's constructive.