I need to figure out how to lose weight by eating

@Dumb said
@A-Unique-Nickname

Eat chocolate laxatives.

What happened to Full?

@A-Unique-Nickname said
Any ideas?

The more you weigh sir, the harder you are to kidnap.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
The more you weigh sir, the harder you are to kidnap.

I heard he was set to go on an elephant ride while in some East Asian country but the elephant collapsed when he got on.😲

@Suzianne said
This is so true.

At work people bring in scads of confections this time of year.

The women are all getting a bit bloated-looking, like they're retaining water.

I tell them to just get off their fat asses, but they look at me like I was the devil.

Our work running those sorting machines keeps you running, but here they are loading up on carbs and getting slower by the day when this is our busiest season at work.

Grrrrrr...

Putting on weight for the winter was evolutionarily successful for 99.9999999% of the last 800,000 years of human evolution. It was only since Karl Lagerfeld, a flaming queer, made anorexic chic, that skinny was commercially sexy.

@A-Unique-Nickname said
Any ideas?

Eat mostly fibre that will help.

@Great-Big-Stees said
I heard he was set to go on an elephant ride while in some East Asian country but the elephant collapsed when he got on.😲

Your source is wrong, the elephant looked at me and ran away 😔

@Ponderable said
Eat mostly fibre that will help.

I'm going to guess there isn't a lot of fiber in white rice 😅

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
The more you weigh sir, the harder you are to kidnap.

But in some countries weight is seen as wealth... And I'm poor, don't kidnap the chubby poor 😎

@A-Unique-Nickname said
But in some countries weight is seen as wealth... And I'm poor, don't kidnap the chubby poor 😎

In earlier Sweden, fatness was a sign of wealth, that you could afford to eat - if not well - so at least much. 🙂