Originally posted by duecerPro: You would only need half the money for the operation since it appears you're already set in the breast department.
hrmmm? first I would need money for the sex change, second, could I be a lesbian prostitute?
Con: Not many well-paying johns go for the bearded tubbies with mutilated private parts.
Originally posted by darvlaythose are called pecs mister!ðŸ˜
Pro: You would only need half the money for the operation since it appears you're already set in the breast department.
Con: Not many well-paying johns go for the bearded tubbies with mutilated private parts.
don't worry, you'll get yours too...as soon as you hit puberty
Originally posted by duecerWell I need $98K so I can buy my jetpack. So if you find a fairly simple way to raise capital, besides hard work, wise investments, and savings, please let me know.
$37k (pretax) so I can pay off my debt, and quit my job, and persue my vocation. any suggestions (that don't involve male prostitution)?
Originally posted by RapidfyreThe money is in the children!
Epic0002 has plenty of get rich quick ideas.
1. Steal cigarettes and sell to minors for twice what they would retail for. No overhead and 200% profit!
2. Sell Victoria Secret catalogs to 13 year old boys. Add the bra section from the Macy's ad for increased profits!
3. Find the school bully and kick his butt after he stole everybody else's money... make him do the hard work.
4. Start a feed the children foundation... did you know only 5% of all proceeds actual have to go toward helping others! So get those little high school girls in bikinis and wash some cars!!
5. Grab a bunch of 12 year olds and teach them to rob a bank... If you rob the bank you go to prison... A 12 year old robs the bank and gets caught, its a slap on the wrist.
Originally posted by epic0002Wow!!! I would like to subscribe to your news letter.
The money is in the children!
1. Steal cigarettes and sell to minors for twice what they would retail for. No overhead and 200% profit!
2. Sell Victoria Secret catalogs to 13 year old boys. Add the bra section from the Macy's ad for increased profits!
3. Find the school bully and kick his butt after he stole everybody else's money... make him do ...[text shortened]... bank you go to prison... A 12 year old robs the bank and gets caught, its a slap on the wrist.
Originally posted by epic0002interesting...very interesting...*writes down notes*
The money is in the children!
1. Steal cigarettes and sell to minors for twice what they would retail for. No overhead and 200% profit!
2. Sell Victoria Secret catalogs to 13 year old boys. Add the bra section from the Macy's ad for increased profits!
3. Find the school bully and kick his butt after he stole everybody else's money... make him do ...[text shortened]... bank you go to prison... A 12 year old robs the bank and gets caught, its a slap on the wrist.
Originally posted by epic0002Wondering if there's a useful role for respectable old codgers to play.
The money is in the children!
1. Steal cigarettes and sell to minors for twice what they would retail for. No overhead and 200% profit!
2. Sell Victoria Secret catalogs to 13 year old boys. Add the bra section from the Macy's ad for increased profits!
3. Find the school bully and kick his butt after he stole everybody else's money... make him do ...[text shortened]... bank you go to prison... A 12 year old robs the bank and gets caught, its a slap on the wrist.