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Originally posted by duecer
i juggle chain saws...blindfolded
Dang! My bet was either running a massage parlour or being Seitse's personal chef!

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Originally posted by duecer
i juggle chain saws...blindfolded
life insurance?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Wondering if there's a useful role for respectable old codgers to play.
Bank? I robbed a bank? I don't think so it's not on my list.😲

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Bank? I robbed a bank? I don't think so it's not on my list.😲
Might possibly be able to engage the security guards in distracting

conversation, while Epic et al were pulling off the heist for Duecer.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Might possibly be able to engage the security guards in distracting

conversation, while Epic et al were pulling off the heist for Duecer.
Or maybe even "tattle" on them to the security guards you know maybe a reward? Old age pensions tend to be fixed income.😉

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Or maybe even "tattle" on them to the security guards you know maybe a reward? Old age pensions tend to be fixed income.😉
Wouldn't happen. Basic life principles I've learned along the way include... that you pay your debts; you never welsh

on obligations; you don't kiss and tell; and you don't hurt your friends. Besides, if the need for shelter and loving

care ever arose, Duecer's MA church would most likely provide safe haven (and a laptop and a frig with beer). 😀

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Wondering if there's a useful role for respectable old codgers to play.
Of course! Epic can squeeze money out of Ol' Gramps too.

Put the RHP general forum on your life insurance and go play in the middle of the road.

CHA CHING$$$

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Originally posted by epic0002
Of course! Epic can squeeze money out of Ol' Gramps too.

Put the RHP general forum on your life insurance and go play in the middle of the road.

CHA CHING$$$
"Middle of the road" would probably be a whole lot safer place to play

than the sandbox where I've been playing for the past seven months.



😀

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And the #1 fastest way to make some serious cash is.......

Join the catholic church and have your son become an alter boy!!! we're talking millions!!!!

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Originally posted by epic0002
And the #1 fastest way to make some serious cash is.......

Join the catholic church and have your son become an alter boy!!! we're talking millions!!!!
What is the altar boy age limit?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
What is the altar boy age limit?
Sorry Gramps.. but its under one hundred and dead years old😛

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Originally posted by epic0002
Sorry Gramps.. but its under one hundred and dead years old😛
Some of my parts still function quite well. Maybe an age discrimination lawsuit is in the offing. Monty

Moose and HandyAndy will accept contingency fees and are usually randy for a little side action. Hmm...

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Originally posted by duecer
$37k (pretax) so I can pay off my debt, and quit my job, and persue my vocation. any suggestions (that don't involve male prostitution)?
Doing business with Nigerians? I got an offer, but I am happy to allowing you to earn this million.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Some of my parts still function quite well. Maybe an age discrimination lawsuit is in the offing. Monty

Moose and HandyAndy will accept contingency fees and are usually randy for a little side action. Hmm...
There's an image I did not need, Grampy. Mods? MODS?!! 😲

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
There's an image I did not need, Grampy. Mods? MODS?!! 😲
Just an understated way of saying that (despite vision loss and a few

aches and pains) I'm still in disgustingly good health, for which I am

thankful every day. No other image was intended to be conveyed. -gb