dueling preachers!
paunchy pugilistic preachers having a go at each other
*events*
1) the hurling of psalms, prophecy, and pestilences
2) water into wine contests, and lotsa bread and fish too
a. quality
b. quantity
3) walking on water, sprints and long distance
4) number and quality of converts, timed event?
5) dealing with atheists
a. ambivalent ones
b. snotty ones
c. downright obnoxious ones
d. neked ones
hooboy!
it's gonna be a hit
and we'll give all the proceeds to the lil children
not really, i mean me
@contenchess saidwhoa, dude
@rookie54
Take it to the Spirituality Forum ya old coot.
I'm not dead yet. 😉
the word "dead" triggers the automod
you beast you
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@rookie54 saidI'm up for 1 and 2 as long as there is industrial quantities of wine provided.
dueling preachers!
paunchy pugilistic preachers having a go at each other
*events*
1) the hurling of psalms, prophecy, and pestilences
2) water into wine contests, and lotsa bread and fish too
a. quality
b. quantity
3) walking on water, sprints and long distance
4) number and quality of converts, timed event?
5) dealing with atheists
a. ambivalent ones
...[text shortened]... a hit
and we'll give all the proceeds to the lil children
[hidden]not really, i mean me[/hidden]
A precaution in case the water into wine does not work.
Also available for burial duties.