Originally posted by Red NightSo you think the US Army is a criminal organization?
Now, I know I'm going to take a lot of flack for this one and I'm prepared to weather the storm.
But, I believe that murdering another human being is immoral, illegal, and just plain wrong.
I think murderers should be punished, including mass murderers and cannibals.
I think it is wrong to take another human life and I don't think it should be tolerated here on RHP.
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Originally posted by Red NightOh my golly, I love these!
This is the story of phla-bab-a-bit
He stuck his tongue in an out-a-let
Something that he never should have done
How could he have been so dumb-umb
I guess he was a complete idiot after all-ll
A lovefilled chap we met one day
he ventured to gen'ral to say:
"Speak thou shalln't, to youths which may
be present in this place to play
a game of chess, you lowly peds
you sinners, perverts!" For he dreads
these nimble minds, will surely bleed
should we talk sex, and they do read.
Now for a bit, this great big twit
did gain support from some dimwit
named dip, for short, and even found
an advocate whom we'll call hound.
Their crusade started, accusations,
team based reccing, saturations
of the threads, once entertaining,
riddled now with their complaining.
"Love thy neighbor!" "Peace be with you!"
Phrases packed with wholesome virtue.
Ever growing frequency of
Red Night postings, calling for love.
Soon thereafter, friends did sever
ties with him, they learned he never
seemed to grant just one protestor
courtesy of a strong answer.
Instead, red night did turn his back
on his original attack
Turning the show promptly inward
showcasing himself as a turd
who, in his desperate move for love
was actually in need of
attention from this chess site crowd
to make his willy stand up proud.
The very practices he scorned
became quite standard, as he warned,
that he indeed knows well the laws
a counselor, amidst the flaws
of human beings, jerry springer
fan club, wolfpacks, pointing finger
always at the opposition
to his warped sense of tradition.
Still he persists, fingers burning,
words a churning, wheels turning.
Mustn't lose this center stage now,
tasted heaven in this cash cow
of such blissful interaction
with these folks who'd love to slash thin
strips from his slithering snake skin.
Red, you really should go fishin'.
Originally posted by SJ247Wow, that's amazing. 🙄🙄
Oh my golly, I love these!
A lovefilled chap we met one day
he ventured to gen'ral to say:
"Speak thou shalln't, to youths which may
be present in this place to play
a game of chess, you lowly peds
you sinners, perverts!" For he dreads
these nimble minds, will surely bleed
should we talk sex, and they do read.
Now for a bit, this great big twit
...[text shortened]... ash thin
strips from his slithering snake skin.
Red, you really should go fishin'.
I won't even bother asking how long you worked on it, because I know you'll say it was whipped off in a matter of minutes thanks to your powerful Mensa brain.
What song is it set to?
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Originally posted by Red NightI know it's difficult to believe that some people can do in minutes what may take other people hours, Red, but, sometimes the unbelieveable happens.
Wow, that's amazing. 🙄🙄
I won't even bother asking how long you worked on it, because I know you'll say it was whipped off in a matter of minutes thanks to your powerful Mensa brain.
What song is it set to?
We do these rhyming exercises frequently, in our private forum. The content is so much more interesting though.