Originally posted by RookRAKThere's a BIG CAT on the front of the Cheetos bag. I don't think he eats anything else. It must be the Mountain Dew. Try giving him Diet Coke instead.
They told me BIG CATS don't make good pets, and shouldn't be kept locked in the living room. And how was I to know that Cheetos and Mountain Dew was not an appropriate BIG CAT diet?
Anyway, he jumped through the window. There's a lot of screaming across the neighborhood.
Any ideas?
Originally posted by RookRAKTell yer negbors to shadap and die like a man... jez...
They told me BIG CATS don't make good pets, and shouldn't be kept locked in the living room. And how was I to know that Cheetos and Mountain Dew was not an appropriate BIG CAT diet?
Anyway, he jumped through the window. There's a lot of screaming across the neighborhood.
Any ideas?
Originally posted by CliffLandinThere's only one thing that will satisfy a hunger that big - Hungry Man dinners! Wait, there's one other thing that might do it, but it's never been tried before. It's not even at the experimental drawing board stage yet, it's just the gleam in some repressed scientists frontal lobe right now. Of course, I'm speaking of...
Wow, that's a big cat. I guess a can of Friskies just won't cut it.
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a Turducken.
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Originally posted by hopscotchAnd he still hasn't learned his lesson? Well, he's just being obstinate now. Send him to Congo for the remainder of their next civil war, and see how much he likes switches then.
I already did that with a nice garlic sauce but it's still clicking in my stomache which really cramps my style.
Sincerely,
PBE6, B.M.P, M.M.P, Ph.D(M.P)
Mouse Psychologist