i want a bidet...

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

General

20 Nov 14

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 209349

20 Nov 14

yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

what???
you didn't want to know this???

well exCUUUUUss me...
i offer my halfhearted apology...

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 191262

20 Nov 14

Originally posted by rookie54
yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

what???
you didn't want to know this???

well exCUUUUUss me...
i offer my halfhearted apology...

In return we give you our halffarted acceptance.

Yes...you read that right.

ChessPraxis

Cowboy From Hell

American West

Joined: 19 Apr 10
Moves: 55013

20 Nov 14

Originally posted by rookie54
yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

what???
you didn't want to know this???

well exCUUUUUss me...
i offer my halfhearted apology...

Detachable shower head, choose setting. Mine has one that resembles a bidet stream, a needlepoint, pulse and regular shower settings. 😉

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 209349

20 Nov 14

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Detachable shower head, choose setting. Mine has one that resembles a bidet stream, a needlepoint, pulse and regular shower settings. 😉

video of its use, plz???

ChessPraxis

Cowboy From Hell

American West

Joined: 19 Apr 10
Moves: 55013

20 Nov 14

Originally posted by rookie54
video of its use, plz???

Youtube search "Oh my God, kill me, blind me now!!"

hakima

Illumination

The Razor's Edge

Joined: 08 Sep 08
Moves: 19665

20 Nov 14

Originally posted by rookie54
yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

what???
you didn't want to know this???

well exCUUUUUss me...
i offer my halfhearted apology...

...bidet boy is at this moment washing my car...

...now I am afraid.

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

20 Nov 14

Originally posted by rookie54
yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

what???
you didn't want to know this???

well exCUUUUUss me...
i offer my halfhearted apology...

A God send when you have the trots. Stops sore bottom from excessive wiping!

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 209349

20 Nov 14

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
A God send when you have the trots. Stops sore bottom from excessive wiping!

a challenge for you, sicilian sausage...

take yer sweet assertion that God sent bidets to humans to the spirituality forum and convince the unbelievers of the holiness of butt washing...

i will wait and watch with anticipation...