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  1. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    20 Nov '14 16:03
    yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

    what???
    you didn't want to know this???

    well exCUUUUUss me...
    i offer my halfhearted apology...
  2. Joined
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    20 Nov '14 18:10
    Originally posted by rookie54
    yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

    what???
    you didn't want to know this???

    well exCUUUUUss me...
    i offer my halfhearted apology...
    In return we give you our halffarted acceptance.



    Yes...you read that right.
  3. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    20 Nov '14 20:23
    Originally posted by rookie54
    yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

    what???
    you didn't want to know this???

    well exCUUUUUss me...
    i offer my halfhearted apology...
    Detachable shower head, choose setting. Mine has one that resembles a bidet stream, a needlepoint, pulse and regular shower settings. 😉
  4. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    20 Nov '14 20:35
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    Detachable shower head, choose setting. Mine has one that resembles a bidet stream, a needlepoint, pulse and regular shower settings. 😉
    video of its use, plz???
  5. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    20 Nov '14 20:39
    Originally posted by rookie54
    video of its use, plz???
    Youtube search "Oh my God, kill me, blind me now!!"
  6. Standard memberhakima
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    20 Nov '14 21:50
    Originally posted by rookie54
    yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

    what???
    you didn't want to know this???

    well exCUUUUUss me...
    i offer my halfhearted apology...
    ...bidet boy is at this moment washing my car...

    ...now I am afraid.
  7. In your face
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    20 Nov '14 23:20
    Originally posted by rookie54
    yep, it's time for me to do some serious cleansing...

    what???
    you didn't want to know this???

    well exCUUUUUss me...
    i offer my halfhearted apology...
    A God send when you have the trots. Stops sore bottom from excessive wiping!
  8. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    20 Nov '14 23:46
    Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
    A God send when you have the trots. Stops sore bottom from excessive wiping!
    a challenge for you, sicilian sausage...

    take yer sweet assertion that God sent bidets to humans to the spirituality forum and convince the unbelievers of the holiness of butt washing...

    i will wait and watch with anticipation...
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    21 Nov '14 06:201 edit
    Bidet - the easiest way to wash your feet, coffee cups and to hydrate your dog.
    (All this for old people.)
  10. Standard memberlemon lime
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    21 Nov '14 06:42
    Originally posted by hakima
    ...bidet boy is at this moment washing my car...

    ...now I am afraid.
    A pattern seems to be emerging... by any chance does he own a NERF Super Soaker CPS 2000?
  11. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    21 Nov '14 19:55
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    I'll keep that in mind. 😕
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