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Originally posted by smw6869
Are you saying rump wranglers are a no no?

GRANNY.
I am saying a cowboy can make Wranglers sexy when they really are not. An example:

100 guys in a country line-dancing bar are wearing Wranglers.
Will they all make them look good? No, they will not.

One real cowboy can work a pair of Wranglers like nobody's business! 🙂

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Originally posted by Seitse
I play the harmonica as well!

Do you want to be my cowgirl?

I'll treat you gently, miss.

Just as I treat my cows.
I'll meet ya on the prairie, pardner. 😉

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Originally posted by dweezil
Spurs. You gotta start with spurs. Stand in front of a full length mirror with nothing but and if you don't like what you see, forget the whole thing.
Spurs and chaps. No pants. You'll be the belle of the ball. For those who don't know, it's pronounced 'shaps'. Chap is what happens to your ass.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Can I be an elegant, tea-drinking English man dressed as a cowboy?
John Wayne always beat those guys up.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I am saying a cowboy can make Wranglers sexy when they really are not. An example:

100 guys in a country line-dancing bar are wearing Wranglers.
Will they all make them look good? No, they will not.

One real cowboy can work a pair of Wranglers like nobody's business! 🙂
So, he can be a cowboy, wear Wranglers and show off his rump.....but can he be a rump wrangler?

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
John Wayne always beat those guys up.
marion had issues.

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Originally posted by wormwood
marion had issues.
I heard he liked the brokeback mountain thing.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I heard he liked the brokeback mountain thing.
Why do you think he walked the way he did?

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Originally posted by smw6869
So, he can be a cowboy, wear Wranglers and show off his rump.....but can he be a rump wrangler?

GRANNY.
He cannot be gay. So he cannot seek out rumps to wrangle! 😠

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Originally posted by wormwood
marion had issues.
He kicked ass on the 'Big C' too. Well, once anyway.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I heard he liked the brokeback mountain thing.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/johnnyondagspot/GayCowboyNew500edit.jpg

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Originally posted by Palynka
Why do you think he walked the way he did?
This gives a whole new meaning to horse riding.