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.. do you want to be my cowgirl?

Ok, now, I need some orientation when it comes down to being a cowboy.

Is it more than wearing boots and a cowboy hat, plus those horrible shirts proper of rodeo clowns?

I mean, do I need to smell of hay and horse dump? Should I buy some deer pee from a hunting store or roll in pig crap before going out on the street?

I would appreciate your advisory, I am really looking forward to becoming a real, self-respecting cowboy.

Howdy.

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Yeeee haaa

Gimme some freakin advise, ya freakin lace-e boyz!

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Originally posted by Seitse
I mean, do I need to smell of hay and horse dump?
No..... so you'll need to have a couple of sweet smelling baths first before embarking on your new venture 😀

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Originally posted by catnap642
No..... so you'll need to have a couple of sweet smelling baths first before embarking on your new venture 😀
What? I didn't get it.

Do I have to actually take a bath in order to be a cowboy?!?!?!?!

Uf, I don't know if I'm still interested... sheesh, a bath.

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Originally posted by Seitse
.. do you want to be my cowgirl?

Ok, now, I need some orientation when it comes down to being a cowboy.

Is it more than wearing boots and a cowboy hat, plus those horrible shirts proper of rodeo clowns?

I mean, do I need to smell of hay and horse dump? Should I buy some deer pee from a hunting store or roll in pig crap before going out on the street ...[text shortened]... your advisory, I am really looking forward to becoming a real, self-respecting cowboy.

Howdy.
Spurs. You gotta start with spurs. Stand in front of a full length mirror with nothing but and if you don't like what you see, forget the whole thing.

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Originally posted by Seitse
What? I didn't get it.

Do I have to actually take a bath in order to be a cowboy?!?!?!?!

Uf, I don't know if I'm still interested... sheesh, a bath.
That's only necessary when you go to town once a month. Not so bad really.

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Originally posted by dweezil
Spurs. You gotta start with spurs. Stand in front of a full length mirror with nothing but and if you don't like what you see, forget the whole thing.
Hey, I'm starting to like this.

Can I wear nothing but spurs while I cook my chili con carne in the middle of the forest, sided just by my horse?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Hey, I'm starting to like this.

Can I wear nothing but spurs while I cook my chili con carne in the middle of the forest, sided just by my horse?
I imagine so.... it's not as though you've anything to show 😀

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Originally posted by catnap642
I imagine so.... it's not as though you've anything to show 😀
Hey! 😠

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Originally posted by Seitse
Hey, I'm starting to like this.

Can I wear nothing but spurs while I cook my chili con carne in the middle of the forest, sided just by my horse?
Man, you got a lotta learn'n bucko. Cowboys hang out on prairies, not in forests. Maybe you're just mixed up about what you really want. If you're looking for forest adventures maybe you should check out the Robin Hood lifestyle. Those guys hung out around campfires together at night all the time, plus they got to wear some pretty cool green stuff with fringes. Hell, I think they would have worn spurs if they'd had them back then.

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Originally posted by dweezil
Man, you got a lotta learn'n bucko. Cowboys hang out on prairies, not in forests. Maybe you're just mixed up about what you really want. If you're looking for forest adventures maybe you should check out the Robin Hood lifestyle. Those guys hung out around campfires together at night all the time, plus they got to wear some pretty cool green stuff with fringes. Hell, I think they would have worn spurs if they'd had them back then.
But did they eat chili con carne?

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Just in case its cowboyin' you're really after, check out this site. Its got a dictionary, weather lore, campfire conversation samples, etc. Everything a budding cowpoke needs to know.

http://www.lemen.com/

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Originally posted by dweezil
Just in case its cowboyin' you're really after, check out this site. Its got a dictionary, weather lore, campfire conversation samples, etc. Everything a budding cowpoke needs to know.

http://www.lemen.com/
Good point. They were more the gruel types. I think the leftover gruel was used for facial masks in the evening. I've heard they had pretty soft skin.

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It all ain't nothing without cows, doesn't it

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Originally posted by dweezil
Good point. They were more the gruel types. I think the leftover gruel was used for facial masks in the evening. I've heard they had pretty soft skin.
Hey, now THIS is useful.

Let's practice a little bit, ok?

Howdy, dweez, ye ol' rascal!

You'd better step in the cottage, partner, becuz when bees stay close to the hive, rain is near by


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