.. do you want to be my cowgirl?
Ok, now, I need some orientation when it comes down to being a cowboy.
Is it more than wearing boots and a cowboy hat, plus those horrible shirts proper of rodeo clowns?
I mean, do I need to smell of hay and horse dump? Should I buy some deer pee from a hunting store or roll in pig crap before going out on the street?
I would appreciate your advisory, I am really looking forward to becoming a real, self-respecting cowboy.
Howdy.
Originally posted by SeitseSpurs. You gotta start with spurs. Stand in front of a full length mirror with nothing but and if you don't like what you see, forget the whole thing.
.. do you want to be my cowgirl?
Ok, now, I need some orientation when it comes down to being a cowboy.
Is it more than wearing boots and a cowboy hat, plus those horrible shirts proper of rodeo clowns?
I mean, do I need to smell of hay and horse dump? Should I buy some deer pee from a hunting store or roll in pig crap before going out on the street ...[text shortened]... your advisory, I am really looking forward to becoming a real, self-respecting cowboy.
Howdy.
Originally posted by dweezilHey, I'm starting to like this.
Spurs. You gotta start with spurs. Stand in front of a full length mirror with nothing but and if you don't like what you see, forget the whole thing.
Can I wear nothing but spurs while I cook my chili con carne in the middle of the forest, sided just by my horse?
Originally posted by SeitseMan, you got a lotta learn'n bucko. Cowboys hang out on prairies, not in forests. Maybe you're just mixed up about what you really want. If you're looking for forest adventures maybe you should check out the Robin Hood lifestyle. Those guys hung out around campfires together at night all the time, plus they got to wear some pretty cool green stuff with fringes. Hell, I think they would have worn spurs if they'd had them back then.
Hey, I'm starting to like this.
Can I wear nothing but spurs while I cook my chili con carne in the middle of the forest, sided just by my horse?
Originally posted by dweezilBut did they eat chili con carne?
Man, you got a lotta learn'n bucko. Cowboys hang out on prairies, not in forests. Maybe you're just mixed up about what you really want. If you're looking for forest adventures maybe you should check out the Robin Hood lifestyle. Those guys hung out around campfires together at night all the time, plus they got to wear some pretty cool green stuff with fringes. Hell, I think they would have worn spurs if they'd had them back then.
Originally posted by dweezilGood point. They were more the gruel types. I think the leftover gruel was used for facial masks in the evening. I've heard they had pretty soft skin.
Just in case its cowboyin' you're really after, check out this site. Its got a dictionary, weather lore, campfire conversation samples, etc. Everything a budding cowpoke needs to know.
http://www.lemen.com/
Originally posted by dweezilHey, now THIS is useful.
Good point. They were more the gruel types. I think the leftover gruel was used for facial masks in the evening. I've heard they had pretty soft skin.
Let's practice a little bit, ok?
Howdy, dweez, ye ol' rascal!
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