Originally posted by SeitseTHAT made my chap bat wings shiver. You're a reel good lerner! You'll be a pork-and-beaner in no time. My turn now.
Hey, now THIS is useful.
Let's practice a little bit, ok?
[b]Howdy, dweez, ye ol' rascal!
You'd better step in the cottage, partner, becuz when bees stay close to the hive, rain is near by
Ha! How did it sound? Tell me! Tell me![/b]
Yup, we better skedaddle quick, 'fore we get spavined like Ol Willy did. That there cottage looks mighty cozy, and I've got a hankerin' to practice with my piggin' string!
Originally posted by dweezilMy spurs are spinning of joy just to read that, pardner!
THAT made my chap bat wings shiver. You're a reel good lerner! You'll be a pork-and-beaner in no time. My turn now.
Yup, we better skedaddle quick, 'fore we get spavined like Ol Willy did. That there cottage looks mighty cozy, and I've got a hankerin' to practice with my piggin' string!
Originally posted by SeitseNo, but I am sure Phallbit would be happy to.
.. do you want to be my cowgirl?
Ok, now, I need some orientation when it comes down to being a cowboy.
Is it more than wearing boots and a cowboy hat, plus those horrible shirts proper of rodeo clowns?
I mean, do I need to smell of hay and horse dump? Should I buy some deer pee from a hunting store or roll in pig crap before going out on the street ...[text shortened]... your advisory, I am really looking forward to becoming a real, self-respecting cowboy.
Howdy.
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Originally posted by SeitseAnybody can dress like a cowboy, doesn't make them a cowboy.
.. do you want to be my cowgirl?
Ok, now, I need some orientation when it comes down to being a cowboy.
Is it more than wearing boots and a cowboy hat, plus those horrible shirts proper of rodeo clowns?
I mean, do I need to smell of hay and horse dump? Should I buy some deer pee from a hunting store or roll in pig crap before going out on the street ...[text shortened]... your advisory, I am really looking forward to becoming a real, self-respecting cowboy.
Howdy.
A real cowboy must:
know how to lasso
look good in a cowboy hat
ride a horse
know country songs
not care when he gets dirty
have sex appeal even in Wrangler jeans and cowboy boots
have quiet pride, manliness, occasionally drink too much, be a bit macho and sensitive all in one
not be gay
Originally posted by SunburntI play the harmonica as well!
Anybody can dress like a cowboy, doesn't make them a cowboy.
A real cowboy must:
know how to lasso
look good in a cowboy hat
ride a horse
know country songs
not care when he gets dirty
have sex appeal even in Wrangler jeans and cowboy boots
have quiet pride, manliness, occasionally drink too much, be a bit macho and sensitive all in one
not be gay
Do you want to be my cowgirl?
I'll treat you gently, miss.
Just as I treat my cows.
Originally posted by SunburntAre you saying rump wranglers are a no no?
Anybody can dress like a cowboy, doesn't make them a cowboy.
A real cowboy must:
know how to lasso
look good in a cowboy hat
ride a horse
know country songs
not care when he gets dirty
have sex appeal even in Wrangler jeans and cowboy boots
have quiet pride, manliness, occasionally drink too much, be a bit macho and sensitive all in one
not be gay
GRANNY.