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I want to robotomise myself

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I can never remember the name of that English scientist whom had a
computer chip surgically implanted in his wrist. The chip was connected to the
nerves and on the other side to a robotic hand. Now, when the scientist open
and closed his fist, the robotic hand did the same. See the mechanical hand
received the nerve signals from the brain and acted on them.

Excellent! Now, remove all my body parts that can be recreated as
mechanical devices and hook! me! up!

I want to robotomise myself! 😀

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Originally posted by stocken
I can never remember the name of that English scientist whom had a
computer chip surgically implanted in his wrist. The chip was connected to the
nerves and on the other side to a robotic hand. Now, when the scientist open
and closed his fist, the robotic hand did the same. See the mechanical hand
received the nerve signals from the brain and acted o ...[text shortened]... at can be recreated as
mechanical devices and hook! me! up!

I want to robotomise myself! 😀
You need to talk with the enity called Nordlys.

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Originally posted by Arrakis
You need to talk with the enity called Nordlys.
Entity?

Oh! I get it.

So, now that is how they call them in order to be politically correct... I see.

😏

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You're not looking in the right places ...
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Oh i don't know, i'm sure for plenty of women that would be an improvement! 😵

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Originally posted by stocken
I want to lobotomise myself! 😀
Not necessary.. it's already done.

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Originally posted by stocken
I can never remember the name of that English scientist whom had a
computer chip surgically implanted in his wrist. The chip was connected to the
nerves and on the other side to a robotic hand. Now, when the scientist open
and closed his fist, the robotic hand did the same. See the mechanical hand
received the nerve signals from the brain and acted o ...[text shortened]... at can be recreated as
mechanical devices and hook! me! up!

I want to robotomise myself! 😀
then you could also change (if necessary) your first name to 'björn'.


björn borg.

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Originally posted by stocken
I can never remember the name of that English scientist whom had a
computer chip surgically implanted in his wrist. The chip was connected to the
nerves and on the other side to a robotic hand. Now, when the scientist open
and closed his fist, the robotic hand did the same. See the mechanical hand
received the nerve signals from the brain and acted o ...[text shortened]... at can be recreated as
mechanical devices and hook! me! up!

I want to robotomise myself! 😀
actually science can do that now.....its totaly possible

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Originally posted by wormwood
then you could also change (if necessary) your first name to 'björn'.


björn borg.
Boooooooo 😵

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Originally posted by bot 6
actually science can do that now.....its totaly possible
I know. I just can't remember the name of that scientist who first did it.

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Originally posted by stocken
I know. I just can't remember the name of that scientist who first did it.
I doubt there was a direct neural interface, but instead the hand was controlled by sensing the electric field caused by flexing muscles. the only direct neural intefaces I'm aware of consist of a couple of rat brain cells and chip.

there's been some crude 'insert a wire into brain and hope it will somehow make something of the input signal' type of experiments, but they're pretty far from a real interface.

I suspect you might be thinking about the australian performance artist stelarc. or the cybernetics professor 'captain cyborg' kevin warwick, who talks a lot but doesn't really deliver much. all things considered, stelarc has provided far more functional stuff than the crackpot of reading university, and did it 20 years before warwick.

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Originally posted by wormwood
I doubt there was a direct neural interface, but instead the hand was controlled by sensing the electric field caused by flexing muscles. the only direct neural intefaces I'm aware of consist of a couple of rat brain cells and chip.

there's been some crude 'insert a wire into brain and hope it will somehow make something of the input signal' type of expe ...[text shortened]... ional stuff than the crackpot of reading university, and did it 20 years before warwick.
It's been done already with monkeys.

http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2000/monkeys-1206.html