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And as I walked out the door I decided to check the mail, what a surprise, a heap of bills.

No problem. I have to stop at the bank anyway so I guess I'll just pay them.

Before I got to the bank I suddenly remembered my rent was past due......crap! Went to go pay rent.

After paying rent and before I got to the bank I remembered I needed a few things at the grocery store. After buying the usual too much stuff I remembered promising the kids I'd pick them up each a new pair of shoes.

So I stop off at Wal-mart to get the shoes and decided to buy the girls some new socks as well (much needed). Then while looking at baby sleepers I remember I needed diapers and baby wipes so I grabbed that as well. On my way to the checkout counter I happened to spot a couple of really cute summer shirts (on sale).......might as well treat myself while I'm at it.

So I get to the bank with my original intention of subscribing to RHP, I go to pull out my wallet and out popped three bills ( two with overdue notice written across the top). I pulled out my bank card and proceeded to pay my stupid bills. Upon finishing this transaction I requested an account balance before inquiring about a U.S money order.

Unless I can get a subscription for $1.67 Canadian I guess I'll just have to suffer the stigma of a non subscriber.

No wait....forgot the cat food! Now where the heck can I get cat food for $1.67?

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Originally posted by mokko
Now where the heck can I get cat food for $1.67?
If you have more than one cat, microwave the least favourite and feed it to the other. Problem solved.

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Originally posted by Starrman
If you have more than one cat, microwave the least favourite and feed it to the other. Problem solved.
Children aren`t that important are they and think of all the money you`ll save!! then you can subscribe

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Originally posted by mokko
And as I walked out the door I decided to check the mail, what a surprise, a heap of bills.

No problem. I have to stop at the bank anyway so I guess I'll just pay them.

Before I got to the bank I suddenly remembered my rent was past due......crap! Went to go pay rent.

After paying rent and before I got to the bank I remembered I needed a few things ...[text shortened]... subscriber.

No wait....forgot the cat food! Now where the heck can I get cat food for $1.67?
There is always next month ........

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To the tune of Queen's "Break Free"

I want to subscribe
I want to subscribe
I want to subscribe to the site
Members are self satisfied like I want to be
I want to subscribe
Russ knows, Russ knows I want to subscribe

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Originally posted by mokko
And as I walked out the door I decided to check the mail, what a surprise, a heap of bills.

No problem. I have to stop at the bank anyway so I guess I'll just pay them.

Before I got to the bank I suddenly remembered my rent was past due......crap! Went to go pay rent.

After paying rent and before I got to the bank I remembered I needed a few things ...[text shortened]... subscriber.

No wait....forgot the cat food! Now where the heck can I get cat food for $1.67?
Oh well, there's always the next paycheck, right? πŸ˜‰

BTW, I thought you looked pretty as a brunette.

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Well I only have one cat, but I do have three children....hmmmmmmm, mabey if I feed the children to the cat!?

that would solve one problem.

And I've come to find that these stupid bills appear in my mailbox once every month, oddly enough same time my rent is due. 😠

I've tried not eating in order to cut costs but I'm just a little person and faint quite easily when deprived of food. 😞

I prefer being brunette as well so now an added expense of changing back to a respectable looking human being.......

Will the madness never end?

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
erm, well my rates are cheap and the weather has been bad so im getting sick of street corners...so if you come and pick me up and drop me home i'm yours for $1.67.

but no tongues ok.
No tongue = No deal

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Originally posted by mokko
And as I walked out the door I decided to check the mail, what a surprise, a heap of bills.

No problem. I have to stop at the bank anyway so I guess I'll just pay them.

Before I got to the bank I suddenly remembered my rent was past due......crap! Went to go pay rent.

After paying rent and before I got to the bank I remembered I needed a few things ...[text shortened]... subscriber.

No wait....forgot the cat food! Now where the heck can I get cat food for $1.67?
I would say the majority of people crapping on about non-subscribers have never been a solo parent where 40 actually means something more than this weeks takeaway meals.

Subscribers have no business creating stigma for you - you are doing more important work raising people than spending 20 hours a day maintaining 200 online chess games.

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They have wal-mart in canada?

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Originally posted by Starryknight14
They have wal-mart in canada?
I thought they had wal-mart all over the world, kinda like McDonalds and Micky Mouse. All hail America.πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by mokko
I guess I'll just have to suffer the stigma of a non subscriber.
What stigma?

You're just afraid to be proud.

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Originally posted by Pullhard
I would say the majority of people crapping on about non-subscribers have never been a solo parent where 40 actually means something more than this weeks takeaway meals.

Subscribers have no business creating stigma for you - you are doing more important work raising people than spending 20 hours a day maintaining 200 online chess games.
Sure, non-subscribers don't break the TOS by virtue of not subscribing (as if anyone needed that pointed out) so there's no problem anyways.

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Originally posted by mokko
I thought they had wal-mart all over the world, kinda like McDonalds and Micky Mouse. All hail America.πŸ˜‰
We got ASDA over here which is owned by Wal -Mart
Is that any good......?
Cat food there is crap though so yr better of frying yr dollars with a little salt and pepper and feeding them to the cat

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