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beyond retardation
munching on a pear
beyond retardation
sipping a carbonated drink
the dunces from dutch land
the fat blob of despair
just wait until you hear him snore
volcanoes erupting go unheard
beyond retardation
it just left the room
ears preparing for another bombardment
life choices
throw a shoe to shut it up
and possibly face the almighty raph of the retarded
or lay back, suck it up and put my head phones in
playing anything, nothing, whatever drowns it out
the intolerable sound that is an old man snoring
always praying one of the French guys in the room
the godlike French dudes if they pull it off
does something
anything
that shuts the old f***er up.
i can hear it coming
the sound it mutters can't be compared
loud humming unprovoked
without timing, without rhyme and rhythm
and with all certainly minus grace
the noise of the mentally challenged
and indeed it enters
one only wonders why it ceases to exist
yesterday i was reading and listening to music when it went to bed
yesterday i gave it the courtesy of putting my head phones on
but not tonight, no sir not tonight
if you want to create your brand of noise pollution you'll have to get pass mine first
sighs come from the retarded
i think i'll put the volume up
it says nothing
it's morning but i must still be dreaming
it can't be possible what im witnessing
the shear shameless nerve
it can't be real
the snoring...it wasn't an issue last night
not really
maybe i was just that tried
the lingering effect of my cold?
it's also possible the music drowned it out
i just don't believe it wasn't as loud
dozing in and out of consciousness
i wake to an unfortunate familiar sound
coming from it's bed
but it can't be what i'm thinking
no one on this earth would have the nerve
not with another 5 or 6 people in the same room
but here we are
as i gingerly turned my head
expecting the surreal
it was there
the covers going up
the covers going down
up
and
down
again and again
in a room of 5 or 6 'sleeping unknowns'
there lays an old man
totally at ease with him himself?
oblivious to his surroundings?
lonely and deprived of human contact?
probably but most definitely
trapped in the world of the retarded
masturbating
fin
Originally posted by Trev33mmm, interesting subject for a poem. I used to tie a piece of fishing line to my
beyond retardation
munching on a pear
beyond retardation
sipping a carbonated drink
the dunces from dutch land
the fat blob of despair
just wait until you hear him snore
volcanoes erupting go unheard
beyond retardation
it just left the room
ears preparing for another bombardment
life choices
throw a shoe to shut it up
and possibly face the a ...[text shortened]... ly but most definitely
trapped in the world of the retarded
masturbating
fin
brothers toe, every time he snored i used to yank on it. He claimed that he never
snored, so i taped it, he claimed that it wasn't him!
Originally posted by Trev33You REALLY like pears.
beyond retardation
munching on a pear
beyond retardation
sipping a carbonated drink
the dunces from dutch land
the fat blob of despair
just wait until you hear him snore
volcanoes erupting go unheard
beyond retardation
it just left the room
ears preparing for another bombardment
life choices
throw a shoe to shut it up
and possibly face the a ...[text shortened]... ly but most definitely
trapped in the world of the retarded
masturbating
fin
Here is a sweeeeeeet avatar for you.
http://www.ncb.org.uk/images/minisite/pear_hp_image.jpg
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Originally posted by mikelomI didn't smoke or eat any funky foot the entire time i was in Holland that time... weed free since July 08 🙂
Good cakes in Rotterdam Trev?? 😳
I think you shoul've kept that one in your wallet, for a rainy day. 🙁
-m.
TBH i never thought i'd show it to anyone.
Originally posted by Trev33...but 'sharing a pear' is also in your 'Poem'.
Freaky old dude was eating the pear... I just wrote about it. Sadly it's 100% true what was written in that story.
YOU LOVE THEM!~ JUST SAY IT AND GET IT OVER WITH!
I took a lot of time and thought coming up with that avatar doing a google search. Least you can do is use it.
I thought we were friends.
etc.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitConvert the story into song and i'll put the pear avatar up 😛
...but 'sharing a pear' is also in your 'Poem'.
YOU LOVE THEM!~ JUST SAY IT AND GET IT OVER WITH!
I took a lot of time and thought coming up with that avatar doing a google search. Least you can do is use it.
I thought we were friends.
etc.
That would show that we're friends etc.
Pears are awesome though. Someone should write a poem or song about them.
Originally posted by mikelomSeems he pulled it out on this long and very rainy morning,for me at least.
Good cakes in Rotterdam Trev?? 😳
I think you shoul've kept that one in your wallet, for a rainy day. 🙁
-m.
Thanks Trev.
There's lot to learn in that little poem.
All hail the Pear !
ps.oranges are still my fave though 🙂
Originally posted by Trev33You misspelt "pair" boob eater. 😕
beyond retardation
munching on a pear
beyond retardation
sipping a carbonated drink
the dunces from dutch land
the fat blob of despair
just wait until you hear him snore
volcanoes erupting go unheard
beyond retardation
it just left the room
ears preparing for another bombardment
life choices
throw a shoe to shut it up
and possibly face the a ...[text shortened]... ly but most definitely
trapped in the world of the retarded
masturbating
fin
Originally posted by Trev33When in Holland, stay in Amsterdam for one,(this is going on my own personal experince over there, your may vary, but I found the residents of rotterdam to be much more colder than just up the road at amsterdam.
Like what? 🙂
Also it gives you an insight into the characters that make up our world that we sometimes dont notice,(unless we have to put up with a night of their snoring).
The poem by itslelf is just simple ideas, but depending on your own personal experince , it may speak volumes to you because of other perhaps similar experiences.
It may not be very instructive for some, depends. I got a lot from it. Some of which is a bit disturbing ...🙂
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Originally posted by karoly aczelI hear you, I hear you 🙂
When in Holland, stay in Amsterdam for one,(this is going on my own personal experince over there, your may vary, but I found the residents of rotterdam to be much more colder than just up the road at amsterdam.
Also it gives you an insight into the characters that make up our world that we sometimes dont notice,(unless we have to put up with a night ...[text shortened]... very instructive for some, depends. I got a lot from it. Some of which is a bit disturbing ...🙂
I got the same feeling with regards to Amsterdam/Rotterdam. Had been to Amsterdam before but that was my first time in Rotterdam, didn't like it tbh with you.