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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
High school American kids would own your asses.
Undoubtedly ... but we're discussing sports here, not sexual proclivities ...

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Originally posted by latex bishop
I actually played for about 7 years, for 3 different teams (Stirling Uni, Nottingham UNi, and Kent). The problem in the UK is that we are not very good at it so there is no way we can compete. Generally it is a game people take up as aduilts i.e. I was 19 when I first played the game. Due to the technical nature of the sport you can never really catch u ...[text shortened]... physically, technically they could not handle a kicking game attacking the corners.

Andrew
How strange someone actually answered the question with a well thought out logical intelligent response

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
High school American kids would own your asses.
But maybe some of them might be straight (or is it compulsory for american footballer players to be gay?), and in any case it's not that likely that the rugby players would be gay

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Originally posted by stevetodd
But maybe some of them might be straight (or is it compulsory for american footballer players to be gay?), and in any case it's not that likely that the rugby players would be gay
Yeah, rugby players only jam their thumbs in opponents asses, squeeze their nuts, bite their penises...

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Yeah, rugby players only jam their thumbs in opponents asses, squeeze their nuts, bite their penises...
That was all League I think.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Yeah, rugby players only jam their thumbs in opponents asses, squeeze their nuts, bite their penises...
Ahhh - Mr Hopoate the butt plugger - rugby league, slightly different sport.

Nut squeezing - saw the French do it in a rugby league game once.

Penis biting?? Are you sure you're not projecting?

I'm sure you'd find as many instances of the big boys in gridiron getting up to similar shennanigans ... like owning asses. How does that work - longest residence wins ownership?

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Originally posted by mlprior
The U.S. is capable of stepping out of their comfort zone and competing around the world at soccer.

Why can't the rest of the world compete at American Football?

Sissies?
'Cause it's crap.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
That was all League I think.
You're right, it was.

Let me clarify: we'd probably lose at rugby, but woul easily dominate at American Football.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
You're right, it was.

Let me clarify: we'd probably lose at rugby, but woul easily dominate at American Football.
Like Treetalk said: "owning asses". What is that all about then?

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Originally posted by Lucardo
The rest of the world compete in rugby. A sissy is some-one who have to be padded up with shoulder pads and a helmet before he can be tackled.
Oh god, not this argument again!

The two sports can not be compared. Period.

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Originally posted by treetalk
While we are (occasionally) talking about rugby, here's hoping for a good game between the All Blacks and the Springboks in 5 hours!

The ABs should win but the Springboks showed in the final 10 or so minutes last week that with an attacking first five like Pretorious (sp.?) and a willingness to throw the ball around, they can be dangerous.
:'(

My boys are struggling...

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
You're right, it was.

Let me clarify: we'd probably lose at rugby, but woul easily dominate at American Football.
Let me clarify that more:
The US would lose against the top 10 rugby nations every time and vice-versa.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Like Treetalk said: "owning asses". What is that all about then?
Most of the time "owning" is used to say that someone was beaten down, or beaten badly.

I said "own their asses", not literally meaning asses.

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Originally posted by Crowley
:'(

My boys are struggling...
Well, if Jake told your boys to do what you did in the first and last 10 minutes last week you guys would be very hard to beat.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Most of the time "owning" is used to say that someone was beaten down, or beaten badly.

I said "own their asses", not literally meaning asses.
So you're not gay, after all?

(Not that there's anything wrong with that!)