If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

Have a look at this, the signs are all for real, the interpretations are possibly not:

http://terrasol.home.igc.org/ready.htm

take a look, it's pretty funny😵

What a great laugh! 😀

I have used both 'Flame Runner' and 'Vin Diesel' as forum avatars here at RHP... I have this page someplace on my computer in .doc form, friend of mine sent it to me about a year ago?

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Edit! This version has at least one new gag, and is missing one of my favorites. If I can find the doc I will make it available.