If you hit the Lotto

Originally posted by @wolfe63
And the Grand Canal becomes rather..."ripe"...in August.

But...August in Rimini is splendid.

Any city above the 40th parallel north is splendid in August...yes even the northern north of it.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Any city above the 40th parallel north is splendid in August...yes even the northern north of it.

Maybe we don't have to go anywhere - every place has its charm.

Originally posted by @ogb
would you fly all around the world to watch the Super Elite tournaments?

I would run for President! 😠

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Indeed, as long as it's after March...as I recall.

Beware the Ides

I would pay a hit man to knock off the Goad and save me the 1200 pounds he thinks I owe him.

Originally posted by @moonbus
I would pay a hit man to knock off the Goad and save me the 1200 pounds he thinks I owe him.

Neither lender nor borrower be...

Originally posted by @ogb
Neither lender nor borrower be...

Niether a lender or borrower be.
Whether be manly...a he or a she.
Earn and save.
Get a nice shave.
And feign interest in all things...
...not free.

Originally posted by @very-rusty
NO, would give most of it to Charity!

-VR

What about the other strippers?

Originally posted by @trev33
What about the other strippers?

I heard Charity was a very "giving" person and as such I'm sure she'd spread it around.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
I heard Charity was a very "giving" person and as such I'm sure she'd spread it around.

I've been to her flat.
She has a groovy spread.
But, because... I wouldn't spend a dime.
She severely limited my time.