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Originally posted by Blackamp
by eating breakfast?
"Eating breakfast" was neither in the text of the originator's thread, nor in my reply, so your logic escapes me. Is this one of those non sequitors that so many posters on this site love to tag?

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I would kill everyone.

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Originally posted by 500MGOC
I would kill everyone.
Really? Everyone?
That would leave you with a bit to ponder. You'd probably wish you'd kept a few fair wenches alive.

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Originally posted by PinkFloyd
"Eating breakfast" was neither in the text of the originator's thread, nor in my reply, so your logic escapes me. Is this one of those non sequitors that so many posters on this site love to tag?
end hunger...by eating breakfast. geddit?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
If you were crowned emperor...



If you were crowned emperor of the world this morning... what would

you be doing today and planning to do tomorrow and the day after?




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I would feed the pigeons.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
end hunger...by eating breakfast. geddit?
The problem is that the "ta-da!" at the end of the line was missing.

You know... to stress the punchline... to wrap it u... uh... never mind.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
If you were crowned emperor...



If you were crowned emperor of the world this morning... what would

you be doing today and planning to do tomorrow and the day after?




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I'd make everyone wear t-shirts that had an arrow pointing to the person beside them that read, "I"m with uzless"

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Originally posted by uzless
I'd make everyone wear t-shirts that had an arrow pointing to the person beside them that read, "I"m with uzless"
And how about the printing on the back of those t-shirts?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
And how about the printing on the back of those t-shirts?
"sselzu htiw m'I"



rookie

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Originally posted by rookie54
"sselzu htiw m'I"



rookie
Hmm... subliminal/visual communication of 'lulz'. Works for me.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
If you were crowned emperor of the world this morning... what would

you be doing today and planning to do tomorrow and the day after?
Today: Re-read The Prince

Tomorrow: Destroy every existing copy of 1984

Day After: Rule with no worries

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
Today: Re-read The Prince

Tomorrow: Destroy every existing copy of 1984

Day After: Rule with no worries
In a Boston area lecture Robert Frost once said, "If I was ever to become king of the world, one

of the last things I'd do would be to eliminate poverty because too much good has come of it."

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
In a Boston area lecture Robert Frost once said, "If I was ever to become king of the world, one

of the last things I'd do would be to eliminate poverty because too much good has come of it."
In a bar on some unnamed planet Luke Skywalker said" Yoda, Yoda, Yoda".

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
In a bar on some unnamed planet Luke Skywalker said" Yoda, Yoda, Yoda".
Hmm... thought that line was "Unblended Scotch, no rocks and hold the soda, soda, soda". My bad.




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Hmm... thought that line was "Unblended Scotch, no rocks and hold the soda, soda, soda". My bad.




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No, no that was Dean Martin.