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I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.





You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and find a chubby chaser that thinks i'm sexy.....that's out of the question for me now.



So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.





You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .



So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
Maybe she was actually complimenting you--- you know, not talking about your belly, per se.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.





You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .



So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
Just remember to tell your wife how unattractive she looks when she becomes 8 months pregnant - the beauty of this is that there's no way your wife will be able to punch me in the face when you say it! Pure genius. πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Maybe she was actually complimenting you--- you know, not talking about your belly, per se.
You think she was telling him his dong looked 8 months pregnant? Doesn't that mean it looks like a hotdog that swallowed a tennis ball? πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by PBE6
Just remember to tell your wife how unattractive she looks when she becomes 8 months pregnant - the beauty of this is that there's no way your wife will be able to punch me in the face when you say it! Pure genius. πŸ˜€
Well, the difference is that she will be 8 months pregnant. How some women can cope with their men having gigantic bellies is beyond me.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
Kiss today goodbye,
the sweetness and the sorrow.
Wish me luck, the same to you.
But I can't regret
what I did for love, what I did for love.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.





You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .



So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
With all that extra work and extra cash you're making consider a crack-addict diet.

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huckleberryhound
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Originally posted by Phlabibit
With all that extra work and extra cash you're making consider a crack-addict diet.

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I'd say all the driving and lack of sleep is contributing to the belly. Wont be the first time i've sweat buckets to make her happy πŸ˜›

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Yes, you are fat.

So what? Carry it with pride.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Wont be the first time i've sweat buckets to make her happy πŸ˜›
obviously not often enough πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by Palynka
How some women can cope with their men having gigantic bellies is beyond me.
How some men can cope with their woman having tiny tits is beyond me.

Maybe its a case of each to their own. πŸ™„

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Originally posted by adramforall
How some men can cope with their woman having tiny tits is beyond me.

Maybe its a case of each to their own. πŸ™„
Tiny tits has nothing to do with being an unhealthy slob.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Tiny tits has nothing to do with being an unhealthy slob.
Do you really believe that?

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Originally posted by adramforall
How some men can cope with their woman having tiny tits is beyond me.

Maybe its a case of each to their own. πŸ™„
I happen to like those small members of the Paridae family, especially 'my little chickadees.' They're the best!

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