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24 Mar 10
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.
You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and find a chubby chaser that thinks i'm sexy.....that's out of the question for me now.
So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundMaybe she was actually complimenting you--- you know, not talking about your belly, per se.
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.
You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .
So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundJust remember to tell your wife how unattractive she looks when she becomes 8 months pregnant - the beauty of this is that there's no way your wife will be able to punch me in the face when you say it! Pure genius. π
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.
You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .
So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
Originally posted by PBE6Well, the difference is that she will be 8 months pregnant. How some women can cope with their men having gigantic bellies is beyond me.
Just remember to tell your wife how unattractive she looks when she becomes 8 months pregnant - the beauty of this is that there's no way your wife will be able to punch me in the face when you say it! Pure genius. π
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundWith all that extra work and extra cash you're making consider a crack-addict diet.
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.
You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .
So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
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