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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.





You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .



So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
Find something to be terrified of, then spend your days running away from it. Ensure that it's a delusion or you may never be able to rest. Nip back for some home action in between bouts of frantic paranoia. The tension will raise your technique to a higher level. You are going to thank me for this!

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
I happen to like those small members of the Paridae family, especially 'my little chickadees.' They're the best!
Have you ever dressed up as a tit?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
I happen to like those small members of the Paridae family, especially 'my little chickadees.' They're the best!
A bird lover are you? Shep, shep, shep...they'll come.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Do you really believe that?
No, I lied. 😕

Can you say more?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Tiny tits has nothing to do with being an unhealthy slob.
Sure it does, unhealthy slobs don't attract the big ones.

😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.





You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .



So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
cardio not enough, need crunches, too, and you can do those at home.

http://www.amazon.com/West-Point-Fitness-Diet-Book/dp/0380018942/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1269473759&sr=8-1

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.





You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .



So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
Ni bèi zhe yigè dà xigua!

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We need to know the extent of your sloth before we can properly chastise you for letting yourself go. How old are you and what is your height and weight? Large/medium/small frame?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.





You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .



So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
Got picy ?

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.





You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .



So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
knock her up then call her fatty for 9 months😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was told i was fat last night. I've been told before but this time it was while we were in bed getting intimate...My arms and legs are fine, but apparently i look like i'm 8 months pregnant.





You have to be a whole new level of fat when your wife tells you at that precise moment, right? I mean, it's not like i have the option to go and ...[text shortened]... .



So....i was at the gym today doing a calorie burn workout for 45 minutes. Ho hum.
But your boobs are still firm and perky. 😕

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Have you ever dressed up as a tit?
Once, but I looked funny standing there all by myself. You really need a pair for the total effect.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Tiny tits has nothing to do with being an unhealthy slob.
Being large has nothing to do with being an unhealthy slob

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Originally posted by adramforall
Being large has nothing to do with being an unhealthy slob
What is "large"? We're talking about men who look 8-months pregnant. It's not just "large".

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http://www.sptimes.com/2002/06/25/Floridian/Every_potbelly_tells_.shtml

Every potbelly tells a story