Originally posted by zeeblebot...
http://www.sptimes.com/2002/06/25/Floridian/Every_potbelly_tells_.shtml
Every potbelly tells a story
"Mine is beer," says Jerry O'Brien, 63, a Rockville, Md., barber. "It's all beer in here."
He pats his belly, then slaps it a little. It responds with a friendly noise, like the sound you'd get if you thumped a nice, ripe cantaloupe packed in blubber.
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Originally posted by zeeblebot...
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"Mine is beer," says Jerry O'Brien, 63, a Rockville, Md., barber. "It's all beer in here."
He pats his belly, then slaps it a little. It responds with a friendly noise, like the sound you'd get if you thumped a nice, ripe cantaloupe packed in blubber.
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"My father always said it should sound like you're patting a horse's neck," O'Brien says. "My dad had a big one. He looked like he was about eight months' pregnant. He was a plumber and he drank a lot of beer. My dad could shake his belly like Santa Claus and it would roll in waves. I can shake mine, too, but I can't make it wave like his."
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Originally posted by huckleberryhoundbonus points if you exercise in front of her ... jump rope ... situps ... double bonus points if you get her to sit on your feet while your doing the situps ...
I'd say all the driving and lack of sleep is contributing to the belly. Wont be the first time i've sweat buckets to make her happy 😛
