I went to bed last night thinking that I would get up in the morning and go out for some healthy breakfast... Yeah, I was thinking about oatmeal with skim milk, whole wheat toast with no butter. Ham? Nah, too much cholesterol.
Ok, so I woke up today (otherwise you'd be spared this), but this morning when I contemplated breakfast I was having dirty thoughts. 🙁
GONE were the silly ideas of eating properly. Oatmeal? HAH! Toast w/o butter?? I must have been delusional last night!
Next thing I know, I'm just like that guy who can't get off dope... I'm at the dope dealer's getting a fix - which in my case is McDonald's, ordering a steak, egg & cheese AND a McMuffin sausage, egg & cheese. I brought the goods back home and smuggled them into my bedroom where the computer is. Then I logged in to RHP and began reading your messages while I gobbled them down. 😵
I felt kinda good while I was doing this stuff, but now that it's all gone I feel like a guy who has run out of dope. I feel bad. I think I'm going through withdrawal and guilt feelings. 😳
Anyone else ever have these problems? Anyone else in denial?
Originally posted by arrakisWhat's for dessert?
I went to bed last night thinking that I would get up in the morning and go out for some healthy breakfast... Yeah, I was thinking about oatmeal with skim milk, whole wheat toast with no butter. Ham? Nah, too much cholesterol.
Ok, so I woke up today (otherwise you'd be spared this), but this morning when I contemplated breakfast I was having dirty thought ...[text shortened]... l and guilt feelings. 😳
Anyone else ever have these problems? Anyone else in denial?
Originally posted by arrakisWhere'd you get steak at McDonalds?
I went to bed last night thinking that I would get up in the morning and go out for some healthy breakfast... Yeah, I was thinking about oatmeal with skim milk, whole wheat toast with no butter. Ham? Nah, too much cholesterol.
Ok, so I woke up today (otherwise you'd be spared this), but this morning when I contemplated breakfast I was having dirty thought ...[text shortened]... l and guilt feelings. 😳
Anyone else ever have these problems? Anyone else in denial?
Originally posted by wormwoodI was in De Nile once but a frigging Hippo almost got me....
have you seen the documentary "super size me"? the guy skips from vegetarian diet to eat one month exclusively at mcdonalds. at some point he talks about having similar withdrawal symptoms.
maybe they really slip junk into those burgers?
Originally posted by arrakisI'm with you there. I took my father out to eat for his birthday yesterday and figured I would eat a decent meal. So I had wonderful cajun style salmon on rice with a side of vegetables. This also came with one more side for which I quickly elected the pubs homemade chips (awesome!). After finishing my plate, my old man had a rib still sitting there which I ate, then I went for my daughters left over chicken fingers with tangy BBQ sauce and finally my wifes chips... I then went home and ate some ice cream.... It sure tasted good and I'm sure I gained a pound or two....
I went to bed last night thinking that I would get up in the morning and go out for some healthy breakfast... Yeah, I was thinking about oatmeal with skim milk, whole wheat toast with no butter. Ham? Nah, too much cholesterol.
Ok, so I woke up today (otherwise you'd be spared this), but this morning when I contemplated breakfast I was having dirty thought ...[text shortened]... l and guilt feelings. 😳
Anyone else ever have these problems? Anyone else in denial?
Originally posted by arrakisYeah. Too damn right.
I went to bed last night thinking that I would get up in the morning and go out for some healthy breakfast... Yeah, I was thinking about oatmeal with skim milk, whole wheat toast with no butter. Ham? Nah, too much cholesterol.
Ok, so I woke up today (otherwise you'd be spared this), but this morning when I contemplated breakfast I was having dirty thought ...[text shortened]... l and guilt feelings. 😳
Anyone else ever have these problems? Anyone else in denial?
I've often wondered why it is that late at night I always come up with the most rigid of exercise routines, the strictest of diets and the best plans to stop drinking.
Yet every bloody morning they seem like the demented ramblings of a guilty conscience.
I thought I was the only person in the whole wide world to suffer from pre-sleep-hallucinations of fiture. Maybe we should get a help-group up and goin'?
Originally posted by shavixmirYeah, we could hold are meetings at night before we go to bed. 😉
Yeah. Too damn right.
I've often wondered why it is that late at night I always come up with the most rigid of exercise routines, the strictest of diets and the best plans to stop drinking.
Yet every bloody morning they seem like the demented ramblings of a guilty conscience.
Maybe we should get a help-group up and goin'?
Originally posted by arrakisI've never seen steak on a McD's menu in Toronto, or anywhere else for matter, in my life. I guess every region has their own specialty. When I went out to Halifax a few years ago, I remember they had a McLobster bun...creepy!! Substandard lobster covered in mayonnaise and left to sit in the sun by the semi-retarded staff. Diarrhea anyone? 😞
Their breakfast. They have a steak, egg & cheese bagel. They're trying to kill me. 😠
Edit: You gotta go there before 10:30 am to get the breakfast items. I know some of you probably aren't out of bed yet. 🙂