I'm off to Sweden. Advice needed!

O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?

4. I am in a committed relationship. How do I keep Swedish women from raping me?

5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

Thanks.

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?

5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

Thanks.

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?

5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

Thanks.

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?

5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

Thanks.

Beware of an individual by the name of Ragnar Lothbrok !!!!!!



GRANNY.

BUY A ONE WAY TICKET!

You're welcome. I expect that the meatballs will be too much for you though.

Originally posted by lolof
You're welcome. I expect that the meatballs will be too much for you though.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Hey, what happens in Sweden, stays in Sweden.

Originally posted by Seitse

3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?

Originally posted by vandervelde
Ja, du kan jo köpa svenska penisförstorningsextender och ingen ska förtälja detta.

***FLASH UPDATE***

I am currently in Stockholm and I have not caught bad AIDS yet, I repeat, I
have not caught bad AIDS yet.

More news to come.

Originally posted by Seitse
***FLASH UPDATE***

I am currently in Stockholm and I have not caught bad AIDS yet, I repeat, I
have not caught bad AIDS yet.

More news to come.

Q#1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?
A#1. Absolutely.

Q#2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.
A#2. Don't eat them.
Q#3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?
A#3. No that way we won't have any more of you "silly" threads.

Q#4. I am in a committed relationship. How do I keep Swedish women from raping me?
A#4. Smile at them.

Q#5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?
A#5. Show them yours.

Gee, someone's wearing his cranky pants today, uh?