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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    19 Mar '15 23:25
    O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

    1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

    2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

    3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?

    4. I am in a committed relationship. How do I keep Swedish women from raping me?

    5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

    Thanks.
  2. SubscriberSuzianne
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    19 Mar '15 23:27
    Originally posted by Seitse
    O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

    1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

    2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

    3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?

    5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

    Thanks.
    Hey, what happens in Sweden, stays in Sweden.
  3. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    20 Mar '15 00:11
    Originally posted by Seitse
    O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

    1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

    2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

    3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?

    5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

    Thanks.
    Just wear a blonde wig. With your stature and complexion, they'll think you're an Oompa Loompa and love you.
    You're welcome pal, anytime
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    20 Mar '15 00:22
    Originally posted by Seitse
    O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

    1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

    2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

    3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?

    5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

    Thanks.
    Can't help you with those questions, but I can just say that you should absolutely not fart while driving on the highways.
  5. Standard membersmw6869
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    20 Mar '15 00:32
    Beware of an individual by the name of Ragnar Lothbrok !!!!!!



    GRANNY.
  6. Subscriberlemondrop
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    20 Mar '15 00:37
    BUY A ONE WAY TICKET!
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    20 Mar '15 06:53
    You're welcome. I expect that the meatballs will be too much for you though.
  8. Wat?
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    20 Mar '15 07:271 edit
    Originally posted by lolof
    You're welcome. I expect that the meatballs will be too much for you though.
    I expect the girls in Trollhattan and Vanesborg would destroy him also. 😉
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    20 Mar '15 09:53
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Hey, what happens in Sweden, stays in Sweden.
    Ja, du kan jo köpa svenska penisförstorningsextender och ingen ska förtälja detta.
  10. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    20 Mar '15 12:27
    Originally posted by Seitse

    3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?
    But Ikea is a magical place; a place of free miniature pencils and unnecessarily large bags. (Okay, Argos might give you free miniature pens, but their bags are nothing special).
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    20 Mar '15 13:02
    Originally posted by vandervelde
    Ja, du kan jo köpa svenska penisförstorningsextender och ingen ska förtälja detta.
    Couldn't you buy those anywhere?
  12. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    20 Mar '15 13:50
    ***FLASH UPDATE***

    I am currently in Stockholm and I have not caught bad AIDS yet, I repeat, I
    have not caught bad AIDS yet.

    More news to come.
  13. Wat?
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    20 Mar '15 15:44
    Originally posted by Seitse
    ***FLASH UPDATE***

    I am currently in Stockholm and I have not caught bad AIDS yet, I repeat, I
    have not caught bad AIDS yet.

    More news to come.
    Tiss Pot.
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    20 Mar '15 17:131 edit
    Q#1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?
    A#1. Absolutely.

    Q#2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.
    A#2. Don't eat them.
    Q#3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?
    A#3. No that way we won't have any more of you "silly" threads.

    Q#4. I am in a committed relationship. How do I keep Swedish women from raping me?
    A#4. Smile at them.

    Q#5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?
    A#5. Show them yours.
  15. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    20 Mar '15 17:36
    Gee, someone's wearing his cranky pants today, uh?
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