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I'm off to Sweden. Advice needed!

I'm off to Sweden. Advice needed!

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O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?

4. I am in a committed relationship. How do I keep Swedish women from raping me?

5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

Thanks.

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Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?

5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

Thanks.
Hey, what happens in Sweden, stays in Sweden.

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Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?

5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

Thanks.
Just wear a blonde wig. With your stature and complexion, they'll think you're an Oompa Loompa and love you.
You're welcome pal, anytime

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Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?

5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

Thanks.
Can't help you with those questions, but I can just say that you should absolutely not fart while driving on the highways.

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Beware of an individual by the name of Ragnar Lothbrok !!!!!!



GRANNY.


BUY A ONE WAY TICKET!

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You're welcome. I expect that the meatballs will be too much for you though.

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Originally posted by lolof
You're welcome. I expect that the meatballs will be too much for you though.
I expect the girls in Trollhattan and Vanesborg would destroy him also. 😉

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Hey, what happens in Sweden, stays in Sweden.
Ja, du kan jo köpa svenska penisförstorningsextender och ingen ska förtälja detta.

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Originally posted by Seitse

3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?
But Ikea is a magical place; a place of free miniature pencils and unnecessarily large bags. (Okay, Argos might give you free miniature pens, but their bags are nothing special).

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Originally posted by vandervelde
Ja, du kan jo köpa svenska penisförstorningsextender och ingen ska förtälja detta.
Couldn't you buy those anywhere?

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***FLASH UPDATE***

I am currently in Stockholm and I have not caught bad AIDS yet, I repeat, I
have not caught bad AIDS yet.

More news to come.

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Originally posted by Seitse
***FLASH UPDATE***

I am currently in Stockholm and I have not caught bad AIDS yet, I repeat, I
have not caught bad AIDS yet.

More news to come.
Tiss Pot.

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Q#1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?
A#1. Absolutely.

Q#2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.
A#2. Don't eat them.
Q#3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?
A#3. No that way we won't have any more of you "silly" threads.

Q#4. I am in a committed relationship. How do I keep Swedish women from raping me?
A#4. Smile at them.

Q#5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?
A#5. Show them yours.

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Gee, someone's wearing his cranky pants today, uh?

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