O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!
1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?
2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.
3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?
4. I am in a committed relationship. How do I keep Swedish women from raping me?
5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?
Originally posted by Seitse O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!
1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?
2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.
3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?
5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?
Originally posted by Seitse O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!
1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?
2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.
3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?
5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?
Thanks.
Just wear a blonde wig. With your stature and complexion, they'll think you're an Oompa Loompa and love you.
You're welcome pal, anytime
Originally posted by Seitse O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!
1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?
2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.
3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?
5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?
Thanks.
Can't help you with those questions, but I can just say that you should absolutely not fart while driving on the highways.
3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?
But Ikea is a magical place; a place of free miniature pencils and unnecessarily large bags. (Okay, Argos might give you free miniature pens, but their bags are nothing special).
Q#1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?
A#1. Absolutely.
Q#2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.
A#2. Don't eat them.
Q#3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self and spare my life?
A#3. No that way we won't have any more of you "silly" threads.
Q#4. I am in a committed relationship. How do I keep Swedish women from raping me?
A#4. Smile at them.
Q#5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?
A#5. Show them yours.
I'm off to Sweden. Advice needed!
19 Mar '15 23:25
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