I'm off to Sweden. Advice needed!

Originally posted by Seitse
Gee, someone's wearing his cranky pants today, uh?

If you're referring to me...well yes. I went outside this a.m. in my wool britches and fell into a puddle of semi frozen water. You know how itchy wet wool britches are and especially when the air temp is -6C? Well I managed to chafe my nether regions and yes I'm cranky as well as sore.😠

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., I am visiting that exotic, far away land, and must ask a few pointers in order to make my trip as safe as possible. Only serious answers, please!

1. Should I take with me the vaccine against bad AIDS?

2. What if I don't like their meatball sandwiches, meatball soup, or meatball-filled meatballs.

3. I dislike IKEA. Should I keep it to my self an ...[text shortened]... women from raping me?

5. How can I avoid laughing at their carrot-like spray tans?

Thanks.

Tramp aids is bad there.
Don't give any tramps mouth to mouth if they are choking on their own vomit and definitely don't make love to them.