I'm so broke.....

I'm so broke, even though I'm a conservative the IRS did not even bother to audit me.

Originally posted by whodey
I'm so broke, even though I'm a conservative the IRS did not even bother to audit me.

Hi, whodey. There's no shame in being broke; it's just inconvenient.

Originally posted by whodey
I'm so broke, even though I'm a conservative the IRS did not even bother to audit me.

I'm so broke, the IRS sent me a letter about my tax filing this year. It said: 'Don’t bother'.

Originally posted by whodey
I'm so broke, even though I'm a conservative the IRS did not even bother to audit me.

I'm so broke, I need unemployment benefits while I get another job.

Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
I'm so broke, I need unemployment benefits while I get another job.

I may have to sell my body parts to survive

Originally posted by redbarons
I may have to sell my body parts to survive

I'm so broke, I may have to do the same, and undercut you.

Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
I'm so broke, I may have to do the same, and undercut you.

6 ft 2 and 20 stone more of me to sell

Originally posted by redbarons
6 ft 2 and 20 stone more of me to sell

I'm so broke, even you seem rich to me.

Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
I'm so broke, even you seem rich to me.

things are looking up just sold my liver for 100 quid.

I have more than enough money.

Originally posted by Great King Rat
I have more than enough money.

lend me some

Get a job.

Originally posted by Great King Rat
Get a job.

got a job

I'm so broke, the Ukraine just offered me a loan.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm so broke, the Ukraine just offered me a loan.

Contingent on Russia's cheque clearing.