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I'm so broke, even though I'm a conservative the IRS did not even bother to audit me.

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Originally posted by whodey
I'm so broke, even though I'm a conservative the IRS did not even bother to audit me.
Hi, whodey. There's no shame in being broke; it's just inconvenient.

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Originally posted by whodey
I'm so broke, even though I'm a conservative the IRS did not even bother to audit me.
I'm so broke, the IRS sent me a letter about my tax filing this year. It said: 'Don’t bother'.

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Originally posted by whodey
I'm so broke, even though I'm a conservative the IRS did not even bother to audit me.
I'm so broke, I need unemployment benefits while I get another job.

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Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
I'm so broke, I need unemployment benefits while I get another job.
I may have to sell my body parts to survive

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Originally posted by redbarons
I may have to sell my body parts to survive
I'm so broke, I may have to do the same, and undercut you.

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Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
I'm so broke, I may have to do the same, and undercut you.
6 ft 2 and 20 stone more of me to sell

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Originally posted by redbarons
6 ft 2 and 20 stone more of me to sell
I'm so broke, even you seem rich to me.

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Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
I'm so broke, even you seem rich to me.
things are looking up just sold my liver for 100 quid.

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I have more than enough money.

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Originally posted by Great King Rat
I have more than enough money.
lend me some

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Get a job.

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Originally posted by Great King Rat
Get a job.
got a job

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I'm so broke, the Ukraine just offered me a loan.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm so broke, the Ukraine just offered me a loan.
Contingent on Russia's cheque clearing.