I'm so broke.....

Originally posted by Great King Rat
I have more than enough money.

😠

I'm so broke I have to beg from beggars.

Originally posted by Trev33
I'm so broke I have to beg from beggars.

I'm so broke I have to steal from YOU.

Originally posted by sonhouse
I'm so broke I have to steal from YOU.

Speaking of poverty

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I am so broke I cannot afford the aprostophe required to say "I'm so broke".

( I stole the " ' " from another forum post in case you think I am putting you on. )

I'm so broke, sonhouse stole all my monies :'(

Originally posted by Trev33
I'm so broke, sonhouse stole all my monies :'(

And it's just like you to go around moaning about your monies🙂

I'm so broke I haven't got the filling for a bread sandwich.

I'm so broke I've been diluting my drinking water.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
I'm so broke I've been diluting my drinking water.

I'm so broke I had to ask a friend to fax me some printer paper.

I'm so broke I have trouble spending a penny

I'm so broke the only folding money I have is in the Monopoly box

I'm so broke, I can only be a non-subscriber one day at a time.

I'm so broke the government are thinking of taxing me more.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Contingent on Russia's cheque clearing.

never take cheques bit coins are the virtual future buying. virtual food