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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
I DON'T LOOK AT PORN!!!
More evidence that the title of this thread is correct.

By the way, this is great.



Mr. JohnLennonForever, do you even read people's posts that disagree with you?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Lennie, I never offered you gay porn. For the most part we're talking about high quality, hardcore porn ranging from hot asian beauties to lesbian shower scenes and DVDA. Hot!

I'm sorry to hear that you don't look at porn... what a waste of the internet. I'm begining to think you can't be helped, however, if you subscribe now, I'll sign you up ...[text shortened]... we'll through in the first month's membership fee (another astounding $5.99 value).
I am glad to see HoH back. I was sorry that the other thread was deleted as well.

HoH was in rare form.

By the way, REC!

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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
I DON'T LOOK AT PORN!!! I'm not that desperate unlike some of you.
Care to name any names? We could do some cold calling to really get the Porn Exchange off to a flying start!

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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
I DON'T LOOK AT PORN!!! I'm not that desperate unlike some of you.
Well, I'm glad your imagination serves you so well, you're a lucky man. Personally, I find, as I get older, I need something visual to get me started.

Most recently, I've found myself heavily absobed by French and Asian porn. Those hot French women are just nasty and the Asian women are petite and exotic in a wahy that instantly makes my pants tight. Plus, with French and Asian porn you are far less likely to stumbled across a scene with Ron Jeremy in it. Nobody wants to see his hairy nakedness in all it's glory.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Plus, with French and Asian porn you are far less likely to stumbled across a scene with Ron Jeremy in it. Nobody wants to see his hairy nakedness in all it's glory.
HoH,

Let's not jump to conclusions here.

Though you (and I) may enjoy the hot Asian and French women, others *cough* JohnLennonForever *cough* may enjoy Ron Jeremy.

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Ron Jeremy is the king, you backwater heathens! 😠

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Originally posted by stocken
Ron Jeremy is the king, you backwater heathens! 😠
King Kong maybe....

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Originally posted by stocken
Ron Jeremy is the king, you backwater heathens! 😠
The man is nastiness personified... the very epitome of hairy schlonginess... this may be great for good ol'Lennie, but, damn it I don't ever want to see that fat SOB contaminating an otherwise great girl on girl scene again. If I wanted fat dudes in my porn I'd instal some mirrors in my bedroom or invest in a camcorder.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
If I wanted fat dudes in my porn I'd instal some mirrors in my bedroom or invest in a camcorder.
Well, duh... 🙄

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Yeah, I also feel you're stupid.

😉

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I pronounce this [b]Forum GOLD![/i]

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I pronounce this [b]Forum GOLD![/b]
The correct pronunciation is "Tedious and Predictable".

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Originally posted by Nordlys
The correct pronunciation is "[b]Tedious and Predictable".[/b]
Don't make me break my foot off in your Cello, Noodles. We're trying to educate your little buddy Lennie and your interference is not appreciated. Unless you have something constructive to add, please don't add anything at all.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I pronounce this Forum GOLD![/i]
yeah. and thats only because "the great phlabalabit or something" said it.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Don't make me break my foot off in your Cello, Noodles.
Leave my husband out of this. 😠

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Originally posted by Jusuh
yeah. and thats only because "the great phlabalabit or something" said it.
That's right, Phlabibit The Great said it. His wisdom is almost as legendarry as his sexual exploits.