Originally posted by EAPOEthis calls for an immortal quote from the great william burroughs:
You won't have to look hard to find some choir boys to play "Ding dong merrily on high" on your Bells. . . .
You know we should not encourage the the young fart.
Back in the fifties I couldn't understand why bands would sing "diggity dang, ding-dong ding." Then I had a good friend of mine shove his hand up my ass, and I had a revelation.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateIf we throw a few more 'tards in here do you reckon we could get a Lord of the Flies situation going?!
Sadly, this thread is infested with retards (Lennie, Rubberballs, Mokko, arsekis, etc...) and there is only so much one man can do. My Retard Catch & Release Program is contributing to serious over population.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDon't call mokko a retard, even as a joke, ok.
Sadly, this thread is infested with retards (Lennie, Rubberballs, Mokko, arsekis, etc...) and there is only so much one man can do. My Retard Catch & Release Program is contributing to serious over population.
Originally posted by Ian68Mokko is hardly a rocket scientist and her self professed, ongoing, soap opera, hard luck story life has hardly involved brilliant decision making. I've seen lemmings with a greater sense of self preservation and deductive reasoning capability than the mokkester. In reality, I wish Mokko the very best, but, damn it, start making some good decisions or at least don't tell everyone about it. Each story in the Mokko saga is like watching a beloved dog get hit by a car... tragic and profoundly depressing.
Don't call mokko a retard, even as a joke, ok.
I just call it like I see it... you're confussing the other forumtards, scaring the fish so to speak... don't make me get out my stick.
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Originally posted by JohnLennonForeverOh you've wounded me deeply Lennie. Your cutting wit and brilliant use of sarcasm is too much for me.
I agree, I don't care what you think of me but mokko isn't a retard. And if you really want to make the list accurate include yourself.
You're like the weak gazelle in the herd, you need to be eviscerated to keep the rest of the herd strong... I'm doing you a favor really.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateCome one now, HoH. We all know that this negativity towards her is just a big façade to hide your true feelings for her.
Mokko is hardly a rocket scientist and her self professed, ongoing, soap opera, hard luck story life has hardly involved brilliant decision making. I've seen lemmings with a greater sense of self preservation and deductive reasoning capability than the mokkester. In reality, I wish Mokko the very best, but, damn it, start making some good decisions ...[text shortened]... ussing the other forumtards, scaring the fish so to speak... don't make me get out my stick.
HoH and Mokko sitting in a tree, K - I - S - S - I - N - G....
Originally posted by Hand of HecateYou'll be happy to know I retired from the decision making process long ago.
Mokko is hardly a rocket scientist and her self professed, ongoing, soap opera, hard luck story life has hardly involved brilliant decision making. I've seen lemmings with a greater sense of self preservation and deductive reasoning capability than the mokkester. In reality, I wish Mokko the very best, but, damn it, start making some good decisions ...[text shortened]... ussing the other forumtards, scaring the fish so to speak... don't make me get out my stick.
The official "Be Like HoH Handbook for Dummies" has worked miricles in my life. I can never thank you enough.
Although, I can't begin to tell you how heartbreaking it was for me having to disasemble the rocket I have in my basement, but I believe you when you say it's for the best. 😞
I have to go bag my daily quota of roadkill for the day now as outlined in chapter 3 😀