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I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the next stall. My startled response is "What?". To this I hear "So are we going to hook up later or what?". I'm taken aback and can only respond with a string of profanity. The response to this is silence followed by "Hang on a second there's some jerk off in the next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
Those with hands-free operational abilities?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
Time to step boldly into the 21st century, grandpa.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Time to step boldly into the 21st century, grandpa.
Ahh, I see you've blumpkined before!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
rotflol!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
That exact thing happened to me recently in Cuba except for the "Hang on a second" bit and there was no cell phone.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
I bet he was hittin' on ya really and using the ole 'phone dodge in case of a possibly aggressive response.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
Disgusting people.

Does anything EVER happen to you on travel that is good?

Please, no hooker tales.


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
That is a known old Joke. 😛

Nice try though. 😉

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Disgusting people.

Does anything EVER happen to you on travel that is good?

Please, no hooker tales.
I've pleasured myself in hotels of all but a handful of states and most provinces. I'm going to work on the Yukon next.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I've pleasured myself in hotels of all but a handful of states and most provinces. I'm going to work on the Yukon next.
Do you drive a Geo Metro?

😠


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
Your ability to retell old jokes is inspiring. Please...tell us more...

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-Removed-
Surely you jest.

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