16 Nov 10
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.
Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.
In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the next stall. My startled response is "What?". To this I hear "So are we going to hook up later or what?". I'm taken aback and can only respond with a string of profanity. The response to this is silence followed by "Hang on a second there's some jerk off in the next stall talking to me."
Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
16 Nov 10
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThose with hands-free operational abilities?
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.
Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.
In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."
Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
16 Nov 10
Originally posted by Hand of HecateTime to step boldly into the 21st century, grandpa.
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.
Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.
In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."
Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
16 Nov 10
Originally posted by Hand of Hecaterotflol!
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.
Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.
In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."
Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
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16 Nov 10
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThat exact thing happened to me recently in Cuba except for the "Hang on a second" bit and there was no cell phone.
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.
Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.
In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."
Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
16 Nov 10
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI bet he was hittin' on ya really and using the ole 'phone dodge in case of a possibly aggressive response.
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.
Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.
In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."
Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
17 Nov 10
Originally posted by Hand of HecateHa, I often text my missus when I'm taking a dump, just to piss her off - she hates it when I talk toilet.
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.
Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.
In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."
Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
17 Nov 10
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDisgusting people.
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.
Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.
In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."
Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
Does anything EVER happen to you on travel that is good?
Please, no hooker tales.
17 Nov 10
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThat is a known old Joke. 😛
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.
Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.
In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."
Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
Nice try though. 😉
17 Nov 10
Originally posted by Hand of HecateYour ability to retell old jokes is inspiring. Please...tell us more...
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.
Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.
In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."
Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
