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Even better when you don't flush and some time later you hear......

OMG!! You disgusting pig!!! (or words to that effect). Not that I'm talking from experience, you understand.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
So, perhaps the Hand of Def(H)ecate then!

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World class marriages, Divegeester, are all about the enduring character qualities (of mutual respect and esteem, trust and loyalty, exclusivity and rapport)... not knee-jerk public announcements (for the sole purpose of eliciting fleeting attention) of your daily excretory functions, the texture and lenght of your stools versus your private member (in the vernacular, 'your junk'😉.

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You make me feel so... inadequate.

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Explains why the blood doesn't reach your brain! 😛

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I've pleasured myself in hotels of all but a handful of states and most provinces. I'm going to work on the Yukon next.
You need new material.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
You need new material.
I have to agree with you on that one, sorry! 😉

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fascinating reading. rec'd


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Originally posted by Raven69
Your ability to retell old jokes is inspiring. Please...tell us more...
You and Very Rusty should have babies.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
You need new material.
Exactly.

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So YOUR the weird guy that looks over when using a public urinal.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
That's an old joke. Which comedian did you steal if from?