Originally posted by Hand of HecateJust think. Next time it happens it just might be the same TSA dude that explored your junk before boarding! He'll catch you right when you're laying down the butt cable and whisper sweet nothings across stalls!
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.
Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.
In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."
Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?
