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Originally posted by shavixmir
I know this isn't the most tasty subject I've ever dabbled in, but I thought I'd share it with you.

When you're sat at home, you can feel a poo brewing. You know, you'll be sat there and you'll think: "Yeah...that's a fine one comin' on."
An hour or so later the first pre-emptive farts will be released and another 30 to 60 minutes later you'll amble ...[text shortened]... runnin' for the closest bog.

Does anyone have an explanation for this?
That happens to me when I drink too much Diet Coke or coffee. You taking in a lot of caffeine or something?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That happens to me when I drink too much Diet Coke or coffee. You taking in a lot of caffeine or something?
Yes. But I do that in Holland too.

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You need more fiber in your diet. Chew on hemp.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
You need more fiber in your diet. Chew on hemp.
as in marijuana?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
as in marijuana?
Any kind of fiber should help Bran cereal of fiber con or something like that should help, but hemp sounds more your style so yea why not it should be more entertaining, and give you something to write about.🙂

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
and give you something to write about.🙂
Are you suggesting my material is lacking?

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Any kind of fiber should help Bran cereal of fiber con or something like that should help, but hemp sounds more your style so yea why not it should be more entertaining, and give you something to write about.🙂
So he's either going to eat rope or some beautiful, resinous buds. What a waste of either.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
So he's either going to eat rope or some beautiful, resinous buds. What a waste of either.
I'll try eating all-bran when I get back to Holland. But it's such a mission.

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so-ome-oo-ones's go-ot ta-a-pe-wo-rms ...

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
so-ome-oo-ones's go-ot ta-a-pe-wo-rms ...
Does that help you lose weight?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Are you suggesting my material is lacking?
It might be fun to suggest that, but the truth is I like your material. Your web site rocks. Funny stuff,

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
It might be fun to suggest that, but the truth is I like your material. Your web site rocks. Funny stuff,
Well, thank you kind sir!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Does that help you lose weight?
try it out for a couple of months and let us know. probably it does.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
so-ome-oo-ones's go-ot ta-a-pe-wo-rms ...
If it is tape worms a good veterinarian might be more suited to fix him up.