Originally posted by shavixmirfirstly, addiction to drugs is not considered a sign of health.
It's really strange, but here in India it doesn't work like that. Even when you're as healthy as healthy can be (which I guess in this country isn't too healthy, but that's besides the point) pooing doesn't brew.
One minute you're sat typing and the next minute your arse is straining to hold in anything that's trying to get out.
Just WHAM! (which i ...[text shortened]... us, you're runnin' for the closest bog.
Does anyone have an explanation for this?
secondly, perhaps the rapid exit is due to your bowls being unaccustomed to retaining hot chili/spices.
Originally posted by shavixmirI knew I guy once that talked about pre-emptive farts. He was one hellava dork too.
I know this isn't the most tasty subject I've ever dabbled in, but I thought I'd share it with you.
When you're sat at home, you can feel a poo brewing. You know, you'll be sat there and you'll think: "Yeah...that's a fine one comin' on."
An hour or so later the first pre-emptive farts will be released and another 30 to 60 minutes later you'll amble ...[text shortened]... runnin' for the closest bog.
Does anyone have an explanation for this?