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Originally posted by cashthetrash
If it is tape worms a good veterinarian might be more suited to fix him up.
Tape worms don't sound too unhealthy.
I mean, compared to anal maggots or clitoral pus-warts...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I'll try eating all-bran when I get back to Holland. But it's such a mission.
Eat sugar sweetened Raisin Bran after you get stoned some time. It works wonders and it satisfies the munchies at the same time.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
So he's either going to eat rope or some beautiful, resinous buds. What a waste of either.
Don't knock it till you have tried it. I made some brownies once. Pigged out on them cause I had the munchies. To make a long story short, Which is not normally my style, I decided the best thing to do might be to get some sleep and later started sleep walking cause I had to pee. Turns out I wasn't in the bathroom like I thought. I was urinating on my ex girl friend and didn't notice until I tried to flush her. Surprised both of us.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Don't knock it till you have tried it. I made some brownies once. Pigged out on them cause I had the munchies. To make a long story short, Which is not normally my style, I decided the best thing to do might be to get some sleep and later started sleep walking cause I had to pee. Turns out I wasn't in the bathroom like I thought. I was urinating on my ex girl friend and didn't notice until I tried to flush her. Surprised both of us.
What did you think was the flusher handle?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
What did you think was the flusher handle?
I don't remember but if you have ever had a toilet wake you up out of a sound sleep screaming at you. The best thing to do is put your pants on and leave. Then call a plumber.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Does that help you lose weight?
my mum is from india and she said "when you get tape worms, they eat your food and when they are long enough they stick their head out your bum or they go the other way and choke you

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Originally posted by gollumprawn
my mum is from india and she said "when you get tape worms, they eat your food and when they are long enough they stick their head out your bum or they go the other way and choke you
I am so glad your mum is here to give adivce...

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Shav

Excessive and prolonged alcohol consumption thins out the walls of the lower intestine leading to less bowel control and incompletely digested food.

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Originally posted by buffalobill
Excessive and prolonged alcohol consumption thins out the walls of the lower intestine leading to less bowel control and incompletely digested food.
And drunken tapeworms?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
And drunken tapeworms?
So, the professional diagnoses here is that I not only have tape worms, but that they're drunk too?

Holy swee jesus...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
So, the professional diagnoses here is that I not only have tape worms, but that they're drunk too?

Holy swee jesus...
That is nothing compared to tapeworms on speed.

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Originally posted by lausey
That is nothing compared to tapeworms on speed.
Is this proven?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Is this proven?
At least that is what I thought they were. 😲

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Originally posted by lausey
At least that is what I thought they were. 😲
I hear that a sign of tapeworms is a big belly...and from what we have seen...well he should get it checked out but then he might just be full of shite and gravity is all that is causing the explosions. I think he should try standing on his head and see if that relieves the pressure and then if he erupts like a volcano then he will know it is not gravity but more likely one of those undercooked Indian Tapeworm Burritos.