Innocence of Youth - A True Story

I've taught my children how to Google. Very useful for school projects and assignments. In particular I've shown them how to use Google images. They find the images they want, then copy and paste them into a Word document.

My 11 yr old daughter needed to make a cover for her new Technology textbook. So she found four images to represent "Technology" and pasted them onto the cover of her book.

This evening she proudly presented her work to me. Under each picture she had written a caption, as per the image description on Google. There was a picure of a conceptal spiral, entitled "Innovative Technology", another of an iPhone as "State of the Art Technology", another was a picture of bottles on a laboratory workbench, "Oil-extraction Technology".

Finally there was an impressive technical drawing of something that looked like the schematic of a rocket engine. But I almost choked when I read the caption, "Tomorrow's Masturbation Technology."

It wasn't easy explaining why she needed to make a few changes before taking her book to school...

I'd post a link to the contraption, but I don't want to go the way of the Dutch Defence.

Eleven year old kids are great. My neighbour's daughter had a letter from her new school explaining the plans for the beginning of term. She told us that the first day would be a seduction day for new pupils. 😲

Originally posted by Gatecrasher
I've taught my children how to Google. Very useful for school projects and assignments. In particular I've shown them how to use Google images. They find the images they want, then copy and paste them into a Word document.

My 11 yr old daughter needed to make a cover for her new Technology textbook. So she found four images to represent "Technology" ...[text shortened]... a link to the contraption, but I don't want to go the way of the Dutch Defence.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Ask her to update RHP Faces while she's at it. 😞

strong story,
makes you wonder that its good you helped them to google at a young age for their schoolwork. Or that it will end up bad since theres alot of schocking things to find on google...

Besides, doesnt google always find more of the kinda same subjects as you allways search on it? so what have you been googling for lately Gatecrasher?
might explain why your daughter found that so easily😛

Well, fortunately you are a parent that is aware of what you're children are exposed to. Good on you for checking her homework and making sure everything was in proper order. The world needs more parents like you.
Some day you and her will have a good laugh about this.

Originally posted by zozozozo
strong story,
makes you wonder that its good you helped them to google at a young age for their schoolwork. Or that it will end up bad since theres alot of schocking things to find on google...

Besides, doesnt google always find more of the kinda same subjects as you allways search on it? so what have you been googling for lately Gatecrasher?
might explain why your daughter found that so easily😛

Originally posted by Arrakis
I'm a sci-fi fanatic and love stuff about UFO's and extra terrestrials. However when the X-files were on TV I never had time to watch them so I googled "X-files" to see what I had missed.

Boy, was that ever a mistake! 🙁
I started getting porn ads!
I suspect that a spyware tracker was responsible. 😠

Originally posted by Arrakis
I'm a sci-fi fanatic and love stuff about UFO's and extra terrestrials. However when the X-files were on TV I never had time to watch them so I googled "X-files" to see what I had missed.

Boy, was that ever a mistake! 🙁
I started getting porn ads!
I suspect that a spyware tracker was responsible. 😠

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Likely story. I can only imagine you dressed up as a fat Captain Kirk indulging your Green Alien Chick fetish on www.StarTranny.com

Originally posted by wormwood
...not that there's anything wrong with that...

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Of course not. I often fantasize about Arrakis, the desert planet and the chicken cutlet.

Originally posted by epic0002
AM I glad to hear that! I thought I was the only one!

I decided to watch the original Star Trek just yesterday with my child. I was so embarrassed! First off, Kirk was split into 2 and the evil one had eyeliner on. Try explaining to a developing mind why a man is wearing makeup.

Next, evil Kirk is boozing it up and tries to rape that blond lady (not the doctor, the one in red who always takes notes and gets coffee.) Anyway, he throws her around a while, and she scratches his face. Next... some guy from the corridor tries to help, and Kirk gives him a healthy beating too.

Finally, good Kirk has to treat bad Kirk like some space chick to win his heart over, and they take a transporter ride together. Good Kirk is holding bad Kirk and starts 'rubbing' his shoulder. I was rather sickened!

After watching the whole thing, my child looks at me and says "Want Hotdog?!"

Yes son, I didn't want you to have to see that.

P-

Originally posted by darvlay
Just from googling X-files?

I call BS.

Warning, Arrakis: Do not click the link below!
http://www.google.ca/search?q=X-files&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a