An occasional thread for lovers of Carry On films, I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, and the great British tradition that is the well crafted innuendo.
Each post must contain an innuendo. Points gained for craft and ingenuity. Points lost for failing to meet the standard that the words must be capable of an innocent interpretation.
This is a hard one.
Originally posted by Rank outsiderI wish you hadn't started this thread on a Sunday. I'm about to start cooking a roast dinner and need to go and choke a chicken. More tea Vicar ?
An occasional thread for lovers of Carry On films, I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, and the great British tradition that is the well crafted innuendo.
Each post must contain an innuendo. Points gained for craft and ingenuity. Points lost for failing to meet the standard that the words must be capable of an innocent interpretation.
This is a hard one.
Originally posted by thaughbaerThat's a coincidence. We are having chicken too and my wife has asked me to get the wine.
I wish you hadn't started this thread on a Sunday. I'm about to start cooking a roast dinner and need to go and choke a chicken. More tea Vicar ?
She wanted a good firm Beaune but I could only get a Semillon.
You will all have to a long way to beat stellspalfie at this game:
http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=131138&page=3
"phew im knackered, just been for a ride with my wife up the dirt track, im filthy and my missus has broken her mudflaps."
And of course:
http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=144558&page=1
"blimey, good memory, thanks. we never ride anymore. i let the teenager over the road bang it around as he will ride anything. he's a big lad and has done way more damage than me. especially as him and his mates take turns thrashing it up the half-pipe. they all come off, then drag it back to me. expecting me to clean all the crap thats sprayed up the read end. the cheek!!"
A true Master.
Originally posted by WoodgieTo be fair we were asked to keep it as close a possible to a 'carry on' script as we could, nobody mentioned 'readers wives'.😲
You will all have to a long way to beat stellspalfie at this game:
http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=131138&page=3
"phew im knackered, just been for a ride with my wife up the dirt track, im filthy and my missus has broken her mudflaps."
And of course:
http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=144558&page=1
...[text shortened]... ting me to clean all the crap thats sprayed up the read end. the cheek!!"
A true Master.
Your right though, He's in a different league.
Originally posted by kevcvs57I think you need a lesson in what the rules of this thread are.
To be fair we were asked to keep it as close a possible to a 'carry on' script as we could, nobody mentioned 'readers wives'.😲
Your right though, He's in a different league.
I'll happily give you one.
Originally posted by kevcvs57???Readers wives???
To be fair we were asked to keep it as close a possible to a 'carry on' script as we could, nobody mentioned 'readers wives'.😲
Your right though, He's in a different league.
He was just referring to mountain biking wasn't he????? ha ha ha ha (Sid James style)
Edit: I'm gonna get you Butler (Stephen "Blakey" Lewis).