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Originally posted by FreakyKBHThis thread may interest you.
[b]However, the main suspect
The main suspect? Isn't this akin to determining which person got tired of hearing "Candle in the Wind," after Princess Di's death?
You are more likely to find fewer who did not think of discharging on your windshield.[/b]
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Originally posted by Freddie2006Yes, that list of forums is ever so enlightening.
This thread may interest you.
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Originally posted by NordlysWell look who's talking... I see you forum ban has been lefted 😛 😛 😛 😛 (doggie doggie)
That sounds quite suspicious. 😛
Oh yes, I gotta tell you this lame Joke I am tormented with every German lesson (I believe my teacher thought of it by himself and is so proud of it that he feels the need to tell it every lesson):
Warum ist 2006 das Keuschheitsjahr?
06-Null Sex
I know... *groan*
Here's some more smilies: 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Originally posted by shavixmirHave you considered that it may have come from another dimension of time/space entirely ? You admit you've had a bad karma (car-ma ?)in regards to attracting animal attacks . Maybe this is something come out of that Lewis Carolesque rabbit hole you've opened up .
I haven't had a proper night's sleep for more than a week now (altogether: "awwwww"😉 and when I stumbled to the car this morning I wasn't feeling quite myself; slightly day-dreamerish, one could say.
The day-dream came to an abrubt end when I reached my car. A dog had poo'd on the windscreen.
Now. I contemplated how this could have happened, as I ste ...[text shortened]... my wind screen.
There are some seriously disturbed folks out there...I tells ya!
I picture your lonely , desolate , trash strewn alley in the middle of the night . A breeze picks up , becomes a swirling wind . Lightning pulses within the vortex of swirling litter and dust . It spiders out menacing tendrils towards your car then leaps out to engulf it . A sinister blue ball of light forms at beating heart of the hellish dust devil . And BANG!!!-Opens a portal reeking of sulphur . Flashing faster than a striking viper , a turd launches itself straight out of the time/space sphincter to splat obscenely against your windshield . Faster than you could blink the portal implodes and vanishes in a white flash brighter than a thousand suns . The wind has stopped . For a brief moment , there is the sound of laughter . Canine laughter ! The alley is quiet again . Only the smell of ozone and poo are left .
This is the only logical explanation .
Originally posted by shavixmirYicks, and I thought I had it bad when I found an egg smeared over my windscreen.
I haven't had a proper night's sleep for more than a week now (altogether: "awwwww"😉 and when I stumbled to the car this morning I wasn't feeling quite myself; slightly day-dreamerish, one could say.
The day-dream came to an abrubt end when I reached my car. A dog had poo'd on the windscreen.
Now. I contemplated how this could have happened, as I ste ...[text shortened]... my wind screen.
There are some seriously disturbed folks out there...I tells ya!
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Originally posted by shavixmirYup, in a 747.
Theory 2: It was a flying dog.
Actually it was a Doberman, and my sister took it to the toilet (better than doing it in the aisle) just as it was flying over your place on her way to Brussells.
She says she'll send you some bog roll when she gets home.
Originally posted by shavixmirI guess you're forced to leave a newspaper on your windowscreen now. It's the courteous thing to do.
I haven't had a proper night's sleep for more than a week now (altogether: "awwwww"😉 and when I stumbled to the car this morning I wasn't feeling quite myself; slightly day-dreamerish, one could say.
The day-dream came to an abrubt end when I reached my car. A dog had poo'd on the windscreen.
Now. I contemplated how this could have happened, as I ste ...[text shortened]... my wind screen.
There are some seriously disturbed folks out there...I tells ya!