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"A bird in the hand is like a man in the sand"

- Louis C.K.

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work is for chumps


-uzless

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"the government is a hallucination in the mind of governors."

- R.A.W.

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life is a rude interuption to what otherwise could have been an eternal and peacefull sleep.
S.Sq...

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All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.
Benjamin Franklin

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Voici mon secret. Il est très simple: on ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.

Here is my secret. It is very simple: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

Le Petit Prince
The Little Prince

St Exupry

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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

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This is it! I've got him now. Just this one more move and he'll have to resign. Here goes. YES! Oh no! Crap.

me (again and again and again)

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Love is like a carpet. You can walk all over it and it still won't leave you.

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“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan "press on" has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race”
Calvin Coolidge

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If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

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There will be no more bust and boom. Gordon Brown aprox 100 times, till, well recently. haha.

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"Who cleans up guide-dog poo?"
~ DS

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...not a quote...but some lines in a song:

Once there was a path and girl with chestnut hair,And you passed the summer picking all of the berries that grew there.There were times she was a woman, there were times she was just a child,And you held her in the shadow where the raspberries grow wild.And you climbed the twilight mountains, and you sang about the view,And ev'erywhere you wandered, love seemed to go along with you.

-L. Cohen-