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Intergalactic Mens' Day

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Happy Intergalactic Mens' Day to everyone!

It's not an official holiday, not yet, but if we can find enough men who want to feel special and enjoy being pandered to then maybe, just maybe, someday it could become an officially recognized holiday... or not, I really don't care.


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And now I would like to sing for you the Intergalactic Mens' Day anthem.

A one and a two and a...


Happy Intergalactic Mens' Day to you
Happy Intergalactic Mens' Day to you
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

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Well, IMO we can't expect the rest of the galaxy to take us seriously if we continue dragging our feet, and neglect to celebrate this most important and auspicious event.


...flowers or beer?

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I believe the author was Anna Rexia, a well known intergalactic life form expert, a multi planetiarian dietary expert and well known scuba diving enthusiast.

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Originally posted by lemon lime
Well, IMO we can't expect the rest of the galaxy to take us seriously if we continue dragging our feet, and neglect to celebrate this most important and auspicious event.


...flowers or beer?
That's a rhetorical question, right?

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Originally posted by lemon lime
Happy Intergalactic Mens' Day to everyone!

It's not an official holiday, not yet, but if we can find enough men who want to feel special and enjoy being pandered to then maybe, just maybe, someday it could become an officially recognized holiday... or not, I really don't care.
Thank God, years and days are the same all over the universe and synched to earth...

OOps, they are not the same in our solar system.


Pffffffft...

Every day is Men's day.

😞

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Originally posted by lemon lime
Happy Intergalactic Mens' Day to everyone!

It's not an official holiday, not yet, but if we can find enough men who want to feel special and enjoy being pandered to then maybe, just maybe, someday it could become an officially recognized holiday... or not, I really don't care.
As an intergalactic man I would like to take this opportunity to thank lemon lime for caring enough even though he couldn't care less about a galactic holiday.


Originally posted by Suzianne
Pffffffft...

Every day is Men's day.

😞
That's the spirit! But we men aren't greedy... we'll settle for just one day out of the year. 😀

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
That's a rhetorical question, right?
No, I was a bit confused until I went back to read it again. If you're an androgynous life form then apparently it doesn't matter what the gift is, because the distinction between genders isn't very well defined. And it could be that even they can't tell the difference... if there is any. 😛

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Pffffffft...

Every day is Men's day.

😞
"I love being White. I can go back anywhere in time, and it will be awesome when I get there!" -Louis CK

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Thank God, years and days are the same all over the universe and synched to earth...

OOps, they are not the same in our solar system.
True. Communication is as effectively problematic as travel between various points within our galaxy, much more so than simply within our own solar system, and there are undoubtedly as many variations of time units that can be called 'days' as there are alien civilizations, but that's not really a problem because who's going to know if Intergalactic Mens' Day is synchronized to earth or not? We won't know because we can't know, but just for the heck of it let's say it is... and leave it at that.

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Originally posted by lemon lime
True. Communication is as effectively problematic as travel between various points within our galaxy, much more so than simply within our own solar system, and there are undoubtedly as many variations of time units that can be called 'days' as there are alien civilizations, but that's not really a problem because who's going to know if Intergalactic Mens' ...[text shortened]... know because we can't know, but just for the heck of it let's say it is... and leave it at that.
BTW, did you hear about the Ms. Universe contest?

It seems yet again someone from Earth won!

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Originally posted by sonhouse
BTW, did you hear about the Ms. Universe contest?

It seems yet again someone from Earth won!
It's fixed.