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Originally posted by HandyAndy
It's fixed.
Earth women didn't hold a candle to the beauties on Tau Ceti 4. The judges were bought off, clearly.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Earth women didn't hold a candle to the beauties on Tau Ceti 4. The judges were bought off, clearly.
A little scratch from Donald Trump?

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Originally posted by lemon lime
Happy Intergalactic Mens' Day to everyone!

It's not an official holiday, not yet, but if we can find enough men who want to feel special and enjoy being pandered to then maybe, just maybe, someday it could become an officially recognized holiday... or not, I really don't care.
Interplanetary day did not take off so I'm not sure how this will fair any better.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
BTW, did you hear about the Ms. Universe contest?

It seems yet again someone from Earth won!
Well duh, we win every year because we have the best looking females in the Universe. Aliens don't show up here because they want to conquer us, they come here for our jobs and our women. And why wouldn't they... have you seen their women? 😲

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Originally posted by whodey
Interplanetary day did not take off so I'm not sure how this will fair any better.
We inquired to see if there was any interest, or if anyone wanted to be on the organizing committee, but got absolutely no feedback from our neighboring planets. Not even so much as a "Bite me, earth scum!" or "You earthlings suck!" Nothing.

Earth is where it's all happening, we are the jewel of the solar system, and so this naturally fosters resentment and hostility among our poorer neighbors.

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on mars men are men but the women are men too

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Originally posted by lemon lime
Happy Intergalactic Mens' Day to everyone!

It's not an official holiday, not yet, but if we can find enough men who want to feel special and enjoy being pandered to then maybe, just maybe, someday it could become an officially recognized holiday... or not, I really don't care.
Isn't it about Intergalactic Men's Year, with an exception of March 8th, when men buy flowers and maybe take their wives and girlfriends out to a cheap dinner, only to next day continue the routine:: women wash socks and laundry, they cook and take care of children, while men are out pretending to be providers, at their beers and fishing and rocknroll&jazz gigs, gossiping all and everything in the pubs and waiting for End of World?

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Originally posted by vandervelde
Isn't it about Intergalactic Men's Year, with an exception of March 8th, when men buy flowers and maybe take their wives and girlfriends out to a cheap dinner, only to next day continue the routine:: women wash socks and laundry, they cook and take care of children, while men are out pretending to be providers, at their beers and fishing and rocknroll&jazz gigs, gossiping all and everything in the pubs and waiting for End of World?
shhhhh... what are you trying to do? If women found out men don't actually work to pay bills then it's all over for us. The few minutes it takes to pluck money from trees is the only work we've had to do up until now.