Interview the person below

Originally posted by catfoodtim
The meek.

What! The! Hell! Are! You! Doing?

Too late, I've finished.

Sorry, what was the question?

Originally posted by c99ux
Too late, I've finished.

Sorry, what was the question?

"What! The! Hell! Are! You! Doing?"

What the hell were you doing?

Originally posted by catfoodtim
I was barking out my question, in the style of a Sargeant-Major or Headmaster.

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats?

A stomach ache.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a donkey?

Originally posted by catfoodtim
I don't know.


What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a donkey?

(the emphasis is on the do, as in what do you get if you cross a giraffe and a donkey?)

A Girsel. I have a picture of it, but I don't think it's online.

What do you get if you cross apathy and procrastination?

Originally posted by Nordlys
A Girsel. I have a picture of it, but I don't think it's online.

What do you get if you cross apathy and procrastination?

delaying doing nothing?

What do you get if you cross a road without looking?

Originally posted by Nordlys
What do you get if you cross apathy and procrastination?

Not much.

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Broken wrists, ankles, and spirit.

Are bull bars illegal on 4WD vehicles?

Only if the bulls are over 18

Why can you drink at 18

Originally posted by Palynka
Not much.

So true. 🙁

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Its the Law!

Why has the law got a long arm?

because it's an ape (not an ass).

what should i tell jo when i see her this evening?

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Its the Law!

Why has the law got a long arm?

Because it has always eaten its porridge as a child.

Why is the Wye called Wye?

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
because it's an ape (not an ass).

what should i tell jo when i see her this evening?

"Jo" as in "wucky"? So she still exists? Say hello to her, and congratulations on the baby if she got one.

I think there are enough questions in my answer.