I would like to announce the forthcoming marriage of me (looser02)
and the great xenaphobe. Whilst he has been hit recently by an evil,
terrible smear campaign, my love for him continues unabated. The
wedding will take place at 3.30pm (GMT +10:00) on the Headney
Beach Perth, Australia, next Monday. All are welcome to attend.
The wedding will be themed: it will be a chess wedding, a chance for
xenaphobe to show off his many skills which should have put him at
the top of the red hot table. This will be the time for all who have
attacked him out of jealousy to make amends.
I look forward to seeing many there
Looser02
How lovely 😉 I was going to ask about wedding colours and gift
registry...black and white and yes, chess items but surely not just any
chess gifts? ;> sigh traditional weddings are no more...
But there is one question what will you do looser02 when exchanging
wedding vows and the minister asks if anyone objects to the marriage
of you and xenophobe and stevens gets jealous while thinking how
you're taking his precious xenophobe away from him and he won't be
there on the honeymoon with him in his arms...? Just something to
consider maybe an open invite isn't such a good idea better to have a
guest list. :>
p.s. is naughty lingerie an acceptable gift for the bridal shower?
Who will it be?? we need music, or is that musak? what would the
bride prefer? Some of us will be singing songs of joy, in relief as the
bride and groom disappear on a long honeymoon. At last the great
man will be happy and satisfied and leave the rest of us to play chess
and chat and enjoy ourselves unmolested. xxx ;>
I am sombody who really likes a good wedding, and I have to
confess that I have never met a couple better matched than looser02
and zenaphobe. I wish the happy couple good luck - watch for those
wedding blues!
I also hope that xenaphobe keeps playing on RHP - the site has
become so much better since he joined, the standard of chess
stunning, and the fight for the top ten has left me on the edge of my
seat.
The only probem is that I am single - would any young lady (10-15
years of age) like to attend the wedding with me, I am up for anything
whatsoever after the wedding if that makes any difference! - Just
leave a hot post here!
Don't worry everyone, just because they delete me, they won't stop
the undying love that me and xenaphobe have. Thankyou for all the
support that we have recieved from everyone at RHP, it is much
appreciated. I just hope many people come to the wedding - it will be
a great event. We have decided to have zenophobe as the best man -
lets just say that he will be there anyway won't he!
Please bring gifts that you choose - we don't want to have a wedding
list, as we wil have too many guests for that. (Bring the receipts as
well) I just can't wait for that first honeymoon night with zena - he is
such a stud (i'm told by stevens), almost as good in bed as he is at
chess!
Anyway, bye for now, please post if you are coming to the wedding!
Perhaps I sense that people are not taking this wedding seriously, eh?
Well I tell you, me and xenaphobe are deeply in love and do not
need the blessings of you lot. You can't even take the pure brilliance
of my husband to be, so why should I expet you to be happy for us.
It is not too late for you all to repent, come to the wedding if you like
Looser02