Anyone that dpesnt know the whole theory about irich men being dumb doesnt need to read this.... unless you hurry up and find out
There were 3 irish men all in a bar. They were all (cant type the word but ill use a substitute lol ) 'pleasuring' themselves furiously. When the waiter askd why they were doing that, they repiled "Well theres a sign over there that says first come first served!"
Originally posted by Santa DrummerWhat are irich men? Men who got rich by selling iMacs?
Anyone that dpesnt know the whole theory about irich men being dumb doesnt need to read this.... unless you hurry up and find out
There were 3 irish men all in a bar. They were all (cant type the word but ill use a substitute lol ) 'pleasuring' themselves furiously. When the waiter askd why they were doing that, they repiled "Well theres a sign over there that says first come first served!"
an englishman, scotsman and an irishman all work on a building site, the englishman open his lunch "ham today again, if i get ham tomorrow i'm going to kill myself"
the scotsman opens his lunch "tuna today again, if i get tuna tomorrow i'm to kill myself"
the irishman opens his lunch "cheese today again, if i get cheese tomorrow i'm going to kill myself"
the next day comes the englishman open his lunch, "HAM" jumbs off the building kills himself. the scotsman opens his lunch "TUNA" jumbs off the building kills himself. the irishman opens his lunch "CHEESE" jumbs off the building kills himself.
a few day later their wifes are at the funeral the englishmans wife says "i though he was only joking when he said he was going to kill himself" the scotsmans wife says "i though he was joking too i though he liked tuna the irishmans wife says "i don't understand this at all he makes his own lunch.
Originally posted by BowmannDang! Too late to edit too... 😲 As Homer would say, "D'oh!"
Funny, I'd expect it to be warmer in the kitchen.
You should try typing with a stylus on a PDA, and see how easy it is to make typos (not to mention cumbersome, slow, and generally frustrating).
An English, Irish and Scotsman have been captured and are just about to be killed
They are all asked how would you like to die?
The Englishman says i'll be shot so he gets the bullet
The Scotsman says i'll be hanged so away he swings
Finally the Irishman gets his turn and decides on death by Aids injection
As soon as he's injected he starts rolling around on the floor laughing
They ask him why are you laughing you've just given yourself a slow painful death when you could have died quickly
He laughs back its alright I've had it once so i cant get it again