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28 Sep 05
28 Sep 05
Ironman smiled as i walked in the room, giving me the once over with that leering look on his face. He kind of writhed his hands, smiled and said "Hi I'm Ironman the best that ever was" and offered my his hand. i reached out and gave it a firm shake. It seems like he didn't want the session to end. i retrieved my hand, still noticing that warped smile on his face. He said "Hey. I have something to tell you?!" and reached down to grab my....
...keys because i dropped them on the floor, by accident of course.
"Thanks" i said, speaking in measured tones...
29 Sep 05
Originally posted by SuzianneHe may be an ass, but he is an original and sometimes witty ass.
Why do you simpletons continue to give recs to Bowmann for being an ass? This could have been a good thread but no, Bowmann has to kill it. Except for all the morons saying "Yohoho... good job, mate".
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I think he spoke for many who are suffering from IronMan fatigue and just don't want to discuss him any more, in whatever form.
29 Sep 05
Originally posted by SuzianneAs much as I enjoy being called a simpleton by someone I've never spoken to before, I'd really rather read Bowmann's posts than a lot of others. This thread was doomed to failure from its conception, if you can't see that then perhaps you should address your particular brand of humour. When you learn how to be half as amusing as him, feel free to have a go at posting something. Until that day, you'd really be helping me out if you'd keep your hands away from the keyboard. Cheers.
Why do you simpletons continue to give recs to Bowmann for being an ass? This could have been a good thread but no, Bowmann has to kill it. Except for all the morons saying "Yohoho... good job, mate".
😞😞😞
29 Sep 05
Originally posted by StarrmanHalf as amusing, or half as misogynistic? Damn, some people's kids...
As much as I enjoy being called a simpleton by someone I've never spoken to before, I'd really rather read Bowmann's posts than a lot of others. This thread was doomed to failure from its conception, if you can't see that then perhaps you should address your particular brand of humour. When you learn how to be half as amusing as him, feel free to hav ...[text shortened]... day, you'd really be helping me out if you'd keep your hands away from the keyboard. Cheers.
29 Sep 05
Originally posted by SuzianneYou're dealing with people who frequent a chess web site all day and night. Is it really that hard to believe our definition of humour and wit is a middle aged, smelly englishman who demands the finer points of the english language be upheld and yet clearly never leaves his computer lair long enough to partake in a conversation with a real-life, breathing human-being? In fact, my sources suggest he is doing time in the Doncaster Charver Holding Facility for making adult films without the correct permit.
Why do you simpletons continue to give recs to Bowmann for being an ass? This could have been a good thread but no, Bowmann has to kill it. Except for all the morons saying "Yohoho... good job, mate".
😞😞😞