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Originally posted by TRAINS44
She may be a georgeous knockout, so be nice.
Sincerely, Trains44
I'm sure she is. Don't you just love the challenge of the hard-to-get "hottie"?

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Originally posted by flexmore
now it was my turn ...

i tried to leer back, but felt too relaxed.
so i looked at my hands, slyly suggesting that he does too ... i tried to make my hands struggle with each other in desperation and tension ... they only seemed to sort of wriggle around each other - sometimes stopping for a soothing massage.
well if the body language will not work - i will try words: "Hey. I have something to ask you?!"
Can you explain your system ?. Ironman smiled, the kind of cheesy smile that you get from reading one of bowmans gags. He took a long drag from his cigar. "All in good time" he replied in his deep voice, and offered me one of his cigars, the finest cigars from thailand, rolled on the thigh of a ladyboy, which I declined. Ironman continued "You see every supervillain needs a side kick, someone who's ability is vastly inferior too his own, in every respect, so that he looks like a genius". Suddenly there was a strange knocking sound at the door, it was the kind sound that mateulose might make when banging his head on his keyboard, after having his king & queen forked again by a 1200. "That will be no1" said ironman, The door opened and in walked a man wearing a .........

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ok, ok... I'm just not saying anything more on the matter... I had my fit of pique, and had my say, so that's it... anything I say further would just be made fun of by all the testosterone in here... 😞

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Originally posted by Bowmann
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Originally posted by Ravello
I'm not surprised to see that it was a no-life like you who had nothing better to do than resurrecting a 2 y.o. thread just to slag someone.

You must have a really void life dude.......
I'm not great at maths but wasn't it 3 minutes old?

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Originally posted by Ravello
I'm not surprised to see that it was a no-life like you who had nothing better to do than resurrecting a 2 y.o. thread just to slag someone.

You must have a really void life dude.......
Certainly you don't mean this thread, Ravello?

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Originally posted by abejnood
Certainly you don't mean this thread, Ravello?
Yes,I posted thinking of another thread........damn me!

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Originally posted by Ravello
Yes,I posted thinking of another thread........damn me!
Put £1m in my Swiss bank account and I might consider editing my post, too.

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Originally posted by Ravello
Apology accepted.

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Originally posted by Ravello
Yes,I posted thinking of another thread........damn me!
Yeah... stop giving him credit for my handy-work

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I'm sure she is. Don't you just love the challenge of the hard-to-get "hottie"?
Yes B. Something about that, that turns me on!

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Yes B. Something about that, that turns me on!
I hate girls that play hard to get. I just wanna slap em'. LOL I'm kidding. I'm always up for a challenge 😉

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Originally posted by Alpha10
I just wanna slap em'.
It's all good.

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Can you explain your system ?. Ironman smiled, the kind of cheesy smile that you get from reading one of bowmans gags. He took a long drag from his cigar. "All in good time" he replied in his deep voice, and offered me one of his cigars, the finest cigars from thailand, rolled on the thigh of a ladyboy, which I declined. Ironman continued "You see ev ...[text shortened]... 1200. "That will be no1" said ironman, The door opened and in walked a man wearing a .........
... very large teeshirt with an image of an overgrown munchkin on the front, and the words "Don't Mess With Me" on the back. Nice and direct, nothing subtle about it.

Ironman waved him in. He seemed like a rather nice and ordinary fellow. There was some ambient noise in the room, and it was a pleasant day. They both looked hopelessly bored.

In the interim Ironman asked me a question.

"Yohoho?" i answered. Had i heard the question right? i was clearly puzzled. But not for long.

"No, do you 'Yahoo'?" Ironman asked once again, and quizically, as he casually swept some papers from his desk, and turned to his computer monitor. His face was suddenly filled with emotion...

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Originally posted by eldragonfly
... very large teeshirt with an image of an overgrown munchkin on the front, and the words "Don't Mess With Me" on the back. Nice and direct, nothing subtle about it.

Ironman waved him in. He seemed like a rather nice and ordinary fellow. There was some ambient noise in the room, and it was a pleasant day. They both looked hopelessly bored.

In t ...[text shortened]... from his desk, and turned to his computer monitor. His face was suddenly filled with emotion...
as it was he that had not answered any of his emails. Not wanting to ignore his company, with the grace that could bee seen by a skillful ignamtic player, brought us to the great game room where he had the walls lit in black light, to reveal to us the secret.........