Ironman Collaborative Fiction

Originally posted by Pullhard
In fact, my sources suggest he is doing time in the Doncaster Charver Holding Facility for making adult films without the correct permit.

Is that "charver" as in "charver a boiler"?

Originally posted by eldragonfly
Ironman smiled as i walked in the room, giving me the once over with that leering look on his face. He kind of writhed his hands, smiled and said "Hi I'm Ironman the best that ever was" and offered my his hand. i reached out and gave it a firm shake. It seems like he didn't want the session to end. i retrieved my hand, still noticing that warped smil ...[text shortened]... ed them on the floor, by accident of course.

"Thanks" i said, speaking in measured tones...

now it was my turn ...

i tried to leer back, but felt too relaxed.
so i looked at my hands, slyly suggesting that he does too ... i tried to make my hands struggle with each other in desperation and tension ... they only seemed to sort of wriggle around each other - sometimes stopping for a soothing massage.
well if the body language will not work - i will try words: "Hey. I have something to ask you?!"

Originally posted by Suzianne
Why do you simpletons continue to give recs to Bowmann for being an ass? This could have been a good thread but no, Bowmann has to kill it. Except for all the morons saying "Yohoho... good job, mate".

😞😞😞

Morons, eh?

Do I know you?

Originally posted by eldragonfly
Ironman smiled as i walked in the room, giving me the once over with that leering look on his face. He kind of writhed his hands, smiled and said "Hi I'm Ironman the best that ever was" and offered my his hand. i reached out and gave it a firm shake. It seems like he didn't want the session to end. i retrieved my hand, still noticing that warped smil ...[text shortened]... ed them on the floor, by accident of course.

"Thanks" i said, speaking in measured tones...

Wow, what a story. I was on edge waiting for the ending. Thanx Dr. Bowmann!

Originally posted by Suzianne
Why do you simpletons continue to give recs to Bowmann for being an ass? This could have been a good thread but no, Bowmann has to kill it. Except for all the morons saying "Yohoho... good job, mate".

😞😞😞

Why are you soooo mean to Bowmann What could he have POSSIBLY done to you to deserve your hatred? Be nice now Ms. Suzianne, he is a fellow R.H.P.er. Much sweetness, Trains44

Originally posted by Suzianne
This could have been a good thread but no, Bowmann has to kill it. Except for all the morons saying "Yohoho... good job, mate".

😞😞😞

Give us a kiss.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Why do you simpletons continue to give recs to Bowmann for being an ass? This could have been a good thread but no, Bowmann has to kill it. Except for all the morons saying "Yohoho... good job, mate".

😞😞😞

so instead of listening to the "morons" why don't you ignore them and carry on the thread little miss know it all?

Originally posted by Freddie2004
so instead of listening to the "morons" why don't you ignore them and carry on the thread little miss know it all?

Mr. Freddie2004, Be a gentleman now. She may be a georgeous knockout, so be nice.
Sincerely, Trains44

Originally posted by TRAINS44
Mr. Freddie2004, Be a gentleman now. She may be a georgeous knockout, so be nice.
Sincerely, Trains44

If her looks are anything like her temper she'll be Anne Widdicome's identicle twin:

http://www.talamascaproductions.com/pics/widdecombe2.jpg

Originally posted by Bowmann
Give us a kiss.

Yohoho good job mate.

Originally posted by dottewell
Yohoho good job mate.

That just doesn't sound like me.

Originally posted by dottewell
That just doesn't sound like me.

Multiple personality?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Multiple personality?

Yeah - and my alter ego's a moron.

Originally posted by dottewell
Yeah - and my alter ego's a moron.

Dottewell and dottebadly?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Dottewell and dottebadly?

Quite.