Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
i've been slipping him the bacon...

pig shmig,
tell us the untold story...
replete with axes, forks and knives,
and make it exceptionally gory...

Originally posted by rookie54
pig shmig,
tell us the untold story...
replete with axes, forks and knives,
and make it exceptionally gory...

"indeed, why bother with this silly ole mess???"

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"indeed, why bother with this silly ole mess???"

got anything original???

NO???

thought not...
blow it out yer ass...

Originally posted by rookie54
pig shmig,
tell us the untold story...
replete with axes, forks and knives,
and make it exceptionally gory...

You can't rhyme shmig and knives you talentless minstrel.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
I'm an American and never substitute kilograms for lbs..

Do you think it would be unpatriotic?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You can't rhyme shmig and knives you talentless minstrel.

you make me wanna cry,
big ole lizard teardrops...
falling like rain from my right eye,
now i want a porkchop...

anybody got a pig???

Originally posted by rookie54
got anything original???

[b]NO???

thought not...
blow it out yer ass...[/b]

i likey poet laureate rookie54's stuff;
it's quite cool.
that's it and that's really quite enuff.
reason rules.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Do you think it would be unpatriotic?

... to think or do what?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... to think or do what?

Indeed.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Indeed.

This once proud republic has devolved into a lowest common denominator democracy in which a mesmerized nucleus of voters casts its ballot for the politician promising the most welfare benefits. Next step: tyranny of a one world government in which everyone says "kilogram". It's a synecdoche, Andy, for the loss of our American autonomy which is on the horizon.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
i likey poet laureate rookie54's stuff;
it's quite cool.
that's it and that's really quite enuff.
reason rules.

Yep that'll probably make hi drop his pants like a hot rock.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Yep that'll probably make hi drop his pants like a hot rock.

An apology to Heffalump for going off topic with his thread.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
An apology to Heffalump for going off topic with his thread.

Suck it.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Suck it.

He was talking to the pig.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Heffalump weighs kilograms, not lbs. He's Canadian.

You been feedn him Canadian bacon, I suppose. Maybe he wouldn't like the American variety.